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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Teens
- Theme: Family & Friends
- Subject: Pets / Animal Friends
- Published: 11/28/2015
Funny!
I could smell it as soon as I came down the stairs.
It’s your dog.
I never wanted one.
Dog muck all over my best carpet.
The smell will never come out.
It was so bad I went straight into the toilet and was sick.
Even the budgy was so faint he had to get off his perch and sit on the floor!
Sometimes I think this house is just one big kennel.
Funny, you call it Funny?
What kind of name is that?
Smelly thing.
I mean does it really have to lick its bum while I eat my toast?
Look at it, just look at it.
Look at its eyes.
It knows it’s done wrong, doesn’t it?
It’s not funny now is it ‘Funny’?
Look at its eyes.
Just look at its flipping eyes.
Agh, poor thing, it’s really sorry isn’t it?
Come on here then Funny.
We love you really don’t we?
Funny?(Ossie Durrans)
Funny!
I could smell it as soon as I came down the stairs.
It’s your dog.
I never wanted one.
Dog muck all over my best carpet.
The smell will never come out.
It was so bad I went straight into the toilet and was sick.
Even the budgy was so faint he had to get off his perch and sit on the floor!
Sometimes I think this house is just one big kennel.
Funny, you call it Funny?
What kind of name is that?
Smelly thing.
I mean does it really have to lick its bum while I eat my toast?
Look at it, just look at it.
Look at its eyes.
It knows it’s done wrong, doesn’t it?
It’s not funny now is it ‘Funny’?
Look at its eyes.
Just look at its flipping eyes.
Agh, poor thing, it’s really sorry isn’t it?
Come on here then Funny.
We love you really don’t we?
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