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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Teens
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Adventure
- Published: 12/16/2015
Blueberry War
It's frickin cold out here. These damn kids got me playing blueberry blow darts out in the cold. They think they are going to turn me into a blueberry this time, but they are wrong. I will stick this hologram of me on the boat to make them think it is me while I go get a popa.
I walk inside and grabbed a popa out of the fridge and open it. When I get back to the playing field I take a swig and man, does it taste good. I open my inflatable chair and sit down. I sit here filling up the dart gun with darts, waiting on dumb and dumber to show up. I am getting too old for this. I think I will load a special dart for them that makes them blueberries for a week so when they go to school they get humiliated.
Here comes Bud and Thomas coming from the jungle’s edge. They are bigger than a car and bluer than the sky. Haha. They never learn that they can’t beat their cousins, Ethan and James, who have blueberry blow dart military training. Yeah, they got their special training and clothing. They still can't beat their uncle, the Blueberry Blow Dart Champion, three years running.
Did you hear that crackle? That's James up in the tree stand. Them and their fancy gadgets. That tree stand has night vision. Good thing I put the heat enhance on the hologram.
Woosh. They shot the hologram. Those two are dumber than a doornail. I turn and aim my dart gun at them.
Where did they go? I can't see them. “Ouch!” They got me in the ass! I can feel the dart slowly pumping the blueberry serum into my ass. It slowly gets bigger and bigger. I taste blueberries. I can smell blueberries. Suddenly I am ten feet tall.
They are having fun over there. High fiving and stuff. Well, I got something for them. I lift my tiny arm and put my dart gun on full auto and spray 500 special blueberry darts at them. But they dodge all of them.
I'm done. The serum goes away and I walk into the house and grab a popa. I take a swig and say to myself, “They’re going to pay for this.”
Blueberry Wars(Ethan Kates)
Blueberry War
It's frickin cold out here. These damn kids got me playing blueberry blow darts out in the cold. They think they are going to turn me into a blueberry this time, but they are wrong. I will stick this hologram of me on the boat to make them think it is me while I go get a popa.
I walk inside and grabbed a popa out of the fridge and open it. When I get back to the playing field I take a swig and man, does it taste good. I open my inflatable chair and sit down. I sit here filling up the dart gun with darts, waiting on dumb and dumber to show up. I am getting too old for this. I think I will load a special dart for them that makes them blueberries for a week so when they go to school they get humiliated.
Here comes Bud and Thomas coming from the jungle’s edge. They are bigger than a car and bluer than the sky. Haha. They never learn that they can’t beat their cousins, Ethan and James, who have blueberry blow dart military training. Yeah, they got their special training and clothing. They still can't beat their uncle, the Blueberry Blow Dart Champion, three years running.
Did you hear that crackle? That's James up in the tree stand. Them and their fancy gadgets. That tree stand has night vision. Good thing I put the heat enhance on the hologram.
Woosh. They shot the hologram. Those two are dumber than a doornail. I turn and aim my dart gun at them.
Where did they go? I can't see them. “Ouch!” They got me in the ass! I can feel the dart slowly pumping the blueberry serum into my ass. It slowly gets bigger and bigger. I taste blueberries. I can smell blueberries. Suddenly I am ten feet tall.
They are having fun over there. High fiving and stuff. Well, I got something for them. I lift my tiny arm and put my dart gun on full auto and spray 500 special blueberry darts at them. But they dodge all of them.
I'm done. The serum goes away and I walk into the house and grab a popa. I take a swig and say to myself, “They’re going to pay for this.”
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