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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 08/02/2016
There's a Pokemon living in my house . I don't know a lot about these creatures and i don't know how he got here. But I know I have one living under the same roof as me and to be perfectly honest. That scares the shit out of me. It's just down right creepy.
Why is he in my home? I don't feed him. I never leave food out for him. Nor do I give him water. And why you might ask why don't I feed him or give him water.
Well did you ever watch that movie Gremlins. Thats why I don't leave food or water out.
I know he's in my home because people have this app on their phone that can seek out these demons.
These people have been here in search of this demon. Apparently yellow in colour with evil eyes that stare right through humans
Does he watch me while sleep ? Is he hiding in a dark cupboard just waiting to jump out and give me a heart attack then take over the house.
He is standing over my shoulder as I write this , I can feel his breath I'm sure( shiver )
Maybe he will take over my body, Maybe he's taken over my husbands body already or maybe one of my visitors. Or one of those Pokamon hunters that have been here in search of him.
Why am I calling him a him. Maybe he's a she.
Now my imagination is running wild. Is this demon driving me crazy.
Yes that's it ,he wants me committed so he can take over my house.
I may leave until this thing has left my home because I'm determined I will not let him possess me.
I've seen it first hand ,people possessed by these demon Pokemon .
It's mostly men between the ages of 25 to 50 .They run around parks and shopping malls trying to catch these things.
That's what they think anyway.
They can't catch them ,these demon Pokemons have already caught the hunters .
These men are obsessed or are they possessed.
We have these things all over the world. Anyone can have one living right under their roof with them or in their yard right under their noses and you will not see them . They are invisable to the naked eye.
Don't bother trying to find them they are extremely good at hiding. There are literally thousands of people out looking for them.
Central Park in New York a few weeks ago saw hundreds abandon their cars and run wildly through the park as one of these demons was on the loose. Apparently a very rare Pokemon.
So the last two Saturday mornings hubby and I escaped the house and went to our local mall so I could watch weekend dads entertain their kids. (NOT ) .
We get our coffee and sit at a cafe on the second floor with a large glass window in front.
From here we can view most of the outside of the mall.
These weekend dads have the kids trailing them phones in hand
and you guessed it , they are running all over the mall trying to catch these demons.
We are watching this twit with two kids twisting and turning while his kids stood looking bored shitless . Then one of the kids pulls his hat off throws it on the ground and starts jumping on it.
I was in fits of laughter because the dad didn't even notice.
A few minutes later another dad drags someone's else child a few metres before he realises he has the wrong child. Whoops The mother of the child ready to pounce on this kidnapper.
Enough of my Saturday entertainment and back to the demon that lives in my home. I shall not feed him or water him. I shall not give him a bed and I will not make him feel at home so maybe he will just up and leave of his own accord.
There is a perfectly good park right across the road he could live in.
Maybe I should call the local priest or get some holy water. Maybe I should just download the Pokamon app and join all the other possessed.
Or if anyone knows another way of how to get rid of this thing that lives here I would really like to know.
Warning . For all those Pokémon hunters, beware. These demons can throw you in front of a car or under a bus and you will be totally unaware.
The End
The pokemon in my house(Gail Moore)
There's a Pokemon living in my house . I don't know a lot about these creatures and i don't know how he got here. But I know I have one living under the same roof as me and to be perfectly honest. That scares the shit out of me. It's just down right creepy.
Why is he in my home? I don't feed him. I never leave food out for him. Nor do I give him water. And why you might ask why don't I feed him or give him water.
Well did you ever watch that movie Gremlins. Thats why I don't leave food or water out.
I know he's in my home because people have this app on their phone that can seek out these demons.
These people have been here in search of this demon. Apparently yellow in colour with evil eyes that stare right through humans
Does he watch me while sleep ? Is he hiding in a dark cupboard just waiting to jump out and give me a heart attack then take over the house.
He is standing over my shoulder as I write this , I can feel his breath I'm sure( shiver )
Maybe he will take over my body, Maybe he's taken over my husbands body already or maybe one of my visitors. Or one of those Pokamon hunters that have been here in search of him.
Why am I calling him a him. Maybe he's a she.
Now my imagination is running wild. Is this demon driving me crazy.
Yes that's it ,he wants me committed so he can take over my house.
I may leave until this thing has left my home because I'm determined I will not let him possess me.
I've seen it first hand ,people possessed by these demon Pokemon .
It's mostly men between the ages of 25 to 50 .They run around parks and shopping malls trying to catch these things.
That's what they think anyway.
They can't catch them ,these demon Pokemons have already caught the hunters .
These men are obsessed or are they possessed.
We have these things all over the world. Anyone can have one living right under their roof with them or in their yard right under their noses and you will not see them . They are invisable to the naked eye.
Don't bother trying to find them they are extremely good at hiding. There are literally thousands of people out looking for them.
Central Park in New York a few weeks ago saw hundreds abandon their cars and run wildly through the park as one of these demons was on the loose. Apparently a very rare Pokemon.
So the last two Saturday mornings hubby and I escaped the house and went to our local mall so I could watch weekend dads entertain their kids. (NOT ) .
We get our coffee and sit at a cafe on the second floor with a large glass window in front.
From here we can view most of the outside of the mall.
These weekend dads have the kids trailing them phones in hand
and you guessed it , they are running all over the mall trying to catch these demons.
We are watching this twit with two kids twisting and turning while his kids stood looking bored shitless . Then one of the kids pulls his hat off throws it on the ground and starts jumping on it.
I was in fits of laughter because the dad didn't even notice.
A few minutes later another dad drags someone's else child a few metres before he realises he has the wrong child. Whoops The mother of the child ready to pounce on this kidnapper.
Enough of my Saturday entertainment and back to the demon that lives in my home. I shall not feed him or water him. I shall not give him a bed and I will not make him feel at home so maybe he will just up and leave of his own accord.
There is a perfectly good park right across the road he could live in.
Maybe I should call the local priest or get some holy water. Maybe I should just download the Pokamon app and join all the other possessed.
Or if anyone knows another way of how to get rid of this thing that lives here I would really like to know.
Warning . For all those Pokémon hunters, beware. These demons can throw you in front of a car or under a bus and you will be totally unaware.
The End
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