Mall time

Mall time(Stav) April 20, 2020, Louis Carver went to the Burlington mall for clothes and other apparel. Distraught with the lack of funds in his wallet, he went to “bitch to his mother”. This led to no avail after she had given up on her child and disregarded him as one of the family for the disrespect received over the years. On his way to the ATM, he had a revelation for the worse. He remembered how his favorite childhood celebrity, Liangelo Ball, was caught stealing yet faced no consequences for his actions. Liangelo is now the CEO and vice president of Big Baller Brand.

With this new found inspiration, he went to a nearby trinket store where it just so happened his ex-girlfriend works. They lasted for a while until they got over a fight on whose turd was in the kitchen sink. Louis went to that store named Goforth and started putting everything in his rather large fanny pack. It swelled up rather quickly as Louis not only noticed his ex who managed the store, and the number of trinkets soon added up.

Assuming that this minor shop wouldn’t have a metal detector was a mistake for Louis because, when the alarm rang it was the sound of terrible basketball scoreboard scorching the sound waves. The whole world froze but, Louis like any natural thief tried to play it cool and walk out but then a mall cop the size and stature of Paul Blart started chasing him down the mall on a Segway. Louis, out of shape, was detained and sent to the store to confront the manager of Goforth. On the name tag, it read Chloe. Louis looked up with a half smile and chub when he saw her. Chloe was also amused and slightly confused. It was an awkward moment when she put his name to his face. Louis, when describing Chole to his friends when they were dating, would bring up things such as she’s nutty like a fruitcake and her Chinese appearance was only from makeup. She bursts out laughing and crying at the same time saying how she reminisces about the old days. Louis, being the savage that he was, said, I don’t, hiding his feelings. Chloe was furious but had an idea of punishments suitable for Louis. She had four options for Louis. One being able to admit the turd was his, which she knew he wouldn’t because he’s egotistical. Two being that he would be her personal bitch, and would have to listen to all her problems and clean the store. Third being go to the police. Last option was for Louis to say yes to a date this week.

Louis picked the fourth one reluctantly but he was good on his word. Louis was excited because the only other girl he’s ever been in contact with was a crush in Biology named Michele. Chloe was emotionally depressed because she had to force a date, even though she was just to do so.

Chloe figuring if Louis was trying to rob a trinket store he wasn’t in the best economic situation so she offered to pay and go out to Fun World. This just so happened to where they both got their first kiss from each other. Being the savage Louis was he went with zero dollars in his wallet, and like classless gentleman didn’t offer to pay because he’s a broke ass nigga. This was alright because Chloe was the plug. Chloe bought each of them 20$ worth of tokens and kept hers inside her backpack next to a towel, keys, a plastic bag, and 4 handcuffs and 2 rolls of duct tape.

From Louis’s standpoint, the day went smoothly with the end result being that he won Chloe a “fake shit” as a joke to their previous relationship. When heading out Chloe told Louis to come in her car because she had something to show him. Louis did as he was told hoping for a sexual favor. Louis came in for a kiss where Chole put a towel to his face and pressed. Louis getting very tired he heard the noise “does this smell like chloroform to you?”.

Chloe who was driving around until she came to a motel 6 and set up her station. She hid Louis in a cardboard box labeled as fragile and delicate. Once reaching her trashy motel 6 bedroom, she plopped Louis down on a mattress tied down with handcuffs on each limb to a corner of the bed. When Louis awoke he had handcuffs on his hands, duct tape on his mouth and no clothes to be seen. Louis was scared because Louis was never down for her Asian kinky shit. Unfortunately, Chloe had more chloroform. When Louis woke he saw 3 pairs of underwear on the ground, one his, one he assumed Chloe's, and one odd one that looked liked like another person! Louis went cold and fainted.

The last thing he remembered was waking up chained on a wall. this time he noticed a lot of shoes on the ground, like 10 pairs. Louis was feeling terrible and knew he had to escape. Unfortunately, Louis had an android so his phone was spotty. He did though take roots of rock and roll class in high school so he was trained in the art of debating for a good grade. Louis convinced Chloe to untie him to go to the bathroom. She did. Louis walked to the bathroom and then ran out in the hall naked. Chloe felt gullible but, she predicted this. There were ten pairs of shoes but no people in the room, they were all in the hall. Louis sneaked out and all of them looked directly at him. Louis ran as fast as he could to the bus station leaving a cartoonish trail of sweat behind, the motel 6 floors were like slip and slides except smelly. Louis ran all the way to the bus station and took a seat.

The pain was unimaginable. He screamed at the old lady next to him, stared and muttered, oh my lord. Louis realized he had many things shoved up his gluteus maximus, such as beads, toys, and a singular cucumber. Louis had a decision to make: hospital or police. Being on the spot he went to the police station where Chloe was already there crying and balling her eyes out saying Louis raped her. Louis was handcuffed and was forced to take a seat, which was also excruciatingly painful. Louis was not sure what was going on and neither were the police. After further investigation they found Chloe to be not guilty. She was not charged with kidnapping, rape charges, and or assault. Louis was also not given a sum of money for being forced to sit with his painful predicament, at the police station, against his will. He walked away with jail time and community service.