Granny for sale(Justin Dumigan) Granny for sale


Hi My names brown, I don't think we've met? That's cool there's no rush cos I'm not leaving yet.

I'm known round these parts, maybe you've heard? It's lies what they tell u, I give u my word!!

See my reputation is not squeaky clean, and people can be so terribly mean!

Here come take my hand we'll walk while we chat, you'll just need a needle, some foil and a mat.

I'm not like most friends, the ones with the brains, I get deep inside you and course through your veins.

But when we hang out, you'll want to come back, I might introduce you to my cousin crack!

Now crack he's the mad one u might like him best, but he'll rob u of everything down to your vest!

I'm not saying I won't strip you of your soul, that's exactly what I'll do, I'll swallow it whole.

So between me and crack we will give you the tour, but you won't get back out cos we've bolted the door!

It's fine for a while cos you've still got a job, and once you lose that you can go on the rob!!

Your family, they love you, they'll try n pull u back, but you’re now addicted to my cousin crack!!

So After we've finished destroying your soul, you'll destroy your family cos you’re on a roll.

You've got nothing left, such a sorry tale, you've scraped the last barrel now it's 'granny for sale'.

See that's where we take u, the depths of despair, these people you once loved but now you don't care!

You've got nothing left, and things start shutting down, your internal organs are like a ghost town.

Fear not, we are true friends you need to be brave, we'll be here to make sure you go to your grave!

It's quite clever really, the perfect theft, we've robbed you completely you have nothing left.

A shame really though, you're a proper nice fella, maybe you should have stuck with your aunty Stella.

A pleasure to meet you, I'll now say farewell, don't trip on the steps on your way down to hell!!

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