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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Drama / Human Interest
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 12/29/2018
A Debate With God
Born 2000, M, from Jamshedpur, IndiaGod : Welcome Sam , Jacob , Martin and Claire , the four of you are very lucky as you've been chosen for the good place among the other lot.
Jacob : How is it different from hell and may I know your criteria to categorise people ???
God : Son , one who does sin is awarded the bad place and is punished there by Lucifer .
Sam : What's your definition of sin Mr. God ?
God : A sin is an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law. Are you satisfied with my answer , son ?
Sam : I mean ....yeah okay but you could have at least made up something of your own instead of googling it...
(God trying to hide embarrassment under the garb of a smiling face )...Oh come on Son , I don't need to google about anything . I'm the almighty...the one who knows everything...the one who created this universe and gave birth to living species .
Sam interrupting God in between his speech of glory ...
Sam : No ! Not anymore...stop it right now . I've been listening to this shit since my childhood days on every Sunday . So I think that's enough of it for me in this lifetime .
God : Oh , okay ....don't be annoyed . I'm just so used to saying these lines that I keep repeating them again and again .
Claire curious to find the answers to her questions suspiciously began by asking...
Claire : Is this the way you try and maintain your status ?
God : Oh , no , not at all my dear Claire. I just... Oh , okay I don't know what to say .
Turning his gaze away from them he waited until his secretary was done with writing the names of the four individuals chosen in the record book.
God : (murmuring) These 21st century kids are a real headache . People earlier listened patiently and readily agreed to whatever I said or even whatever ( however absurd ) was preached to them . I don't understand this new trend of questioning everything.
Secretary : (whispering in God's ear ) Sir , I think Lucifer is forming another army of his own on earth . I'm telling you ....it's high time and now we need to pull our socks up.
God : I think you're right or there can be another possibility . I hope you understand what I'm talking about .
Secretary : No sir , I request you ... please enlighten me .
God : You're so dumb . See this is why I am God . I'm talking about the person whom even Lucifer has to prove his existence .
Both of them spoke together : RICHARD DAWKINS !!!
God : I don't know the problem with this guy . I mean there's a simple philosophy...Live and let live . But no , he's not satisfied with his own life and so now then he's always working towards defaming me . Grow up kiddo!!
Secretary : Forget him sir . Let's deal with the problem in hand .
God : (sigh) Yes dear , you're right. I got carried away. I apologize .
Secretary : No problem sir ... it's my job to remind you and I suppose that's why I'm your secretary . ( Ended the statement with a sly smile )
God : Martin ... son , won't you ask me anything ?
Martin : No Mr. God as you won't be able to answer it .
God : I have all the answers son , even to those questions which would never occur in your mind .
Martin : What's heaven according to you Mr. God ??
God : The place where you are standing son .
Martin : But I don't regard it as heaven . For me heaven is my beautiful home with my beautiful...loving and caring wife , my parents and my mischievous little kids playing around . For me heaven is when they smile because of me ...when I help poor people . For me heaven is not a place but just these little emotions and feelings like love , smile , kindness . I'm really sorry if I offended you .
( Tears rolled down the cheeks of God and then he began....)
God : No son , you are absolutely right . How can I thank you for the wisdom you've imparted . Thank you for making me realize this . You removed the burden I had been carrying for years . Today , I resign as the God of this universe .
God turned his back towards the four of them and started walking ... wiping his tears ....after sometime he vanished ...
Martin , Jacob , Sam and Claire were revived and continued their lives normally with no memory of what had happened with them...
Lucifer : Hey boys !!! it's party time !
A Debate With God(Arya)
God : Welcome Sam , Jacob , Martin and Claire , the four of you are very lucky as you've been chosen for the good place among the other lot.
Jacob : How is it different from hell and may I know your criteria to categorise people ???
God : Son , one who does sin is awarded the bad place and is punished there by Lucifer .
Sam : What's your definition of sin Mr. God ?
God : A sin is an immoral act considered to be a transgression against divine law. Are you satisfied with my answer , son ?
Sam : I mean ....yeah okay but you could have at least made up something of your own instead of googling it...
(God trying to hide embarrassment under the garb of a smiling face )...Oh come on Son , I don't need to google about anything . I'm the almighty...the one who knows everything...the one who created this universe and gave birth to living species .
Sam interrupting God in between his speech of glory ...
Sam : No ! Not anymore...stop it right now . I've been listening to this shit since my childhood days on every Sunday . So I think that's enough of it for me in this lifetime .
God : Oh , okay ....don't be annoyed . I'm just so used to saying these lines that I keep repeating them again and again .
Claire curious to find the answers to her questions suspiciously began by asking...
Claire : Is this the way you try and maintain your status ?
God : Oh , no , not at all my dear Claire. I just... Oh , okay I don't know what to say .
Turning his gaze away from them he waited until his secretary was done with writing the names of the four individuals chosen in the record book.
God : (murmuring) These 21st century kids are a real headache . People earlier listened patiently and readily agreed to whatever I said or even whatever ( however absurd ) was preached to them . I don't understand this new trend of questioning everything.
Secretary : (whispering in God's ear ) Sir , I think Lucifer is forming another army of his own on earth . I'm telling you ....it's high time and now we need to pull our socks up.
God : I think you're right or there can be another possibility . I hope you understand what I'm talking about .
Secretary : No sir , I request you ... please enlighten me .
God : You're so dumb . See this is why I am God . I'm talking about the person whom even Lucifer has to prove his existence .
Both of them spoke together : RICHARD DAWKINS !!!
God : I don't know the problem with this guy . I mean there's a simple philosophy...Live and let live . But no , he's not satisfied with his own life and so now then he's always working towards defaming me . Grow up kiddo!!
Secretary : Forget him sir . Let's deal with the problem in hand .
God : (sigh) Yes dear , you're right. I got carried away. I apologize .
Secretary : No problem sir ... it's my job to remind you and I suppose that's why I'm your secretary . ( Ended the statement with a sly smile )
God : Martin ... son , won't you ask me anything ?
Martin : No Mr. God as you won't be able to answer it .
God : I have all the answers son , even to those questions which would never occur in your mind .
Martin : What's heaven according to you Mr. God ??
God : The place where you are standing son .
Martin : But I don't regard it as heaven . For me heaven is my beautiful home with my beautiful...loving and caring wife , my parents and my mischievous little kids playing around . For me heaven is when they smile because of me ...when I help poor people . For me heaven is not a place but just these little emotions and feelings like love , smile , kindness . I'm really sorry if I offended you .
( Tears rolled down the cheeks of God and then he began....)
God : No son , you are absolutely right . How can I thank you for the wisdom you've imparted . Thank you for making me realize this . You removed the burden I had been carrying for years . Today , I resign as the God of this universe .
God turned his back towards the four of them and started walking ... wiping his tears ....after sometime he vanished ...
Martin , Jacob , Sam and Claire were revived and continued their lives normally with no memory of what had happened with them...
Lucifer : Hey boys !!! it's party time !
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