MISS LAURA: Okay class, I have posted a document in Google Classroom that you will need to convert into a word document. Once you have done so, you will need to edit the document using the steps I have provided, which are also in Google Classroom. Now get to work. Call me if you need any help.
NOAH THINKING: Oh my goat! These computers are so slow! It takes literally 5 minutes just for the computers to log in! It’s probably because these computers are on Windows 8.1. I don’t see how the rest of the class even tolerates this! I just wish they could feel the pain of how slow these computers are! Wait, “how slow these computers are”? That just gave me a new idea! I will make everyone’s computers but mine slower. Specifically, I am going to downgrade all the computers but mine to Microsoft’s worst operating system ever, “Windows Millennium Edition”! Hahahahaha!
MISS LAURA: Noah, why are you laughing?
NOAH: Um, no reason Miss Laura.
1 HOUR LATER, WHEN THE SCHOOL DAY WAS FINALLY OVER…..
MISS LAURA: Okay class, that was the dismissal bell! Class is now dismissed! Have a good rest of your day!
ONCE NOAH GOT HOME…..
NOAH: Okay, now that I’m in my room, I will look for my hidden copy of Windows Millennium Edition to downgrade the computers. But I don’t know where in my room it could be. I only know that it’s in my room. Let me check under my bed. Now where could it be?
AFTER HE CHECKED….
NOAH: Yes! I got my copy of Windows ME! Now I will need to run to the school to downgrade the computers! But first, I will need to get past my dad, who is downstairs watching TV.
BORIS: Hey Noah, what are you up to?
NOAH: Well, I was wanting to meet up with Olivia at the park today. Is it okay if I do that?
BORIS: Sure Noah. You can go meet Olivia at the park. But wait, why do you have your copy of Windows Millennium Edition in your hands?
NOAH: Um, Olivia wanted to know how bad the operating system was, so I am bringing it.
BORIS: Oh okay. Just don’t do anything stupid with it. Have a good time Noah. Oh, and be back before 6:00.
NOAH: Okay dad. I’ll be back by then.
NOAH: Wow! I can’t believe I managed to sneak past my dad! Now it’s time to get to the school!
AT THE SCHOOL….
NOAH: Wow! I didn’t think Miss Laura would leave the computers out like this! Time to downgrade all 5 of these. I said 5 because I will not be downgrading my computer. And we will start with Johnny’s computer.
AFTER HE DOWNGRADED JOHNNY’S COMPUTER….
NOAH: Yes! It worked! Now time to downgrade the other computers but mine!
ABOUT 1 HOUR & 10 MINUTES LATER…..
NOAH: Whew. That took a long time, but I managed to do it. Oh! I need to get out of here.
THE NEXT DAY….
MISS LAURA: Okay class, we will continue our work from yesterday.
JOHNNY: Oh my goodness! Why in the freaking universe is the computer under the Windows Millennium Edition operating system?
OLIVIA: Yeah, it happened to mine too!
MISS LAURA: The computers are running Windows ME?
JOHNNY: Wait, Noah’s computer is still running Windows 8.1!
NOAH: No! My computer is downgraded as well. I just quickly installed something that makes Windows ME look like Windows 8.1.
MISS LAURA: I’m gonna have to go with what Johnny’s saying. Noah, did you downgrade the class computers to Windows ME? Tell me the truth!
NOAH: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, okay. You caught me. Yesterday evening, I snuck into the school with a copy of Windows ME and downgraded the computers to it. And yes, everyone’s hard drives but mine were wiped from their computers.
MISS LAURA: Noah, how dare you downgrade the computers to Windows ME! Now thanks to you, everyone’s computers are running really slowly, and everyone has lost all their work! And it’s now going to take a long time for the kids to get their stuff back! That’s it! Go to the principal’s office now!
IN THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE….
PRINCIPAL GERRAND: Oh brother! Noah, what landed you in my office this time?
NOAH: Principal Gerrand, you are not going to like this. But I, uh, okay. Let’s just say that yesterday evening, I snuck into the school with a copy of Windows Millennium Edition and downgraded my classrooms computers, except mine, to it. And also, everyone’s hard drives but mine were wiped.
PRINCIPAL GERRAND: Noah, I’m glad that you told me the truth, but still, that was very insane of you to do that! Now it’s going to take a long time for your classmates to get their stuff back on their computers! That’s it! I have no choice but to suspend you for a whole month! Go home right now while I call your parents!
WHEN HE GOT HOME…..
BORIS: Noah, are you crazy? We can’t believe you would sneak to the school and downgrade your classroom’s computers except your own to Windows Millennium Edition! Now thanks to you, everyone has lost all their data and will now have to get it all back! For this, you are grounded for 7 times your suspension length. So you are grounded for 7 months.
SARA: Now march upstairs to your room and think about what you have caused!