Once there was a character named agent Gabe. You're looking’ at ‘im right now. I’m a federal agent trying to remove the computer viruses from all computers. Either way, I’m not actually a person. I’m just a character that the author made in 10 seconds. So, I’m on my way to the core of the computer. You might think it’s just a bunch of wires and a chip (NOT DORITO’S!!!!), however, since I’m in the virtual world, it’s a TON of projected building, that you can either walk straight through or go inside.
I started to go through the virtual city, checking inside buildings to find the computer viruses. I didn’t find any, however, I did find some internet trolls in one of the buildings. By the way, have you ever seen a movie where a detective goes inside a bar talking to mean people trying to figure out stuff? That’s exactly what I did.
I went inside, asked the trolls if they had seen any viruses. There was this snake that then slithered up my leg, then said ”sorry for disturbing you, but I didn’t find a virus, but I did find a snake that when he crashed into my side, I died instead of him. That's a complete violation of codes! It’s made to where when you crash into someone, you die instead of them!“
“I believe you’ve got yourself a hacker”
“Yes. Thank you for the info. What was his name?”
“I’m not sure why, but his name was ‘noob”
“Wow” was what I said sarcastically after.
So, I went ahead on my journey once again.
If you thought that was strange, you haven’t seen anything yet. I started getting reports from some more major countries like agar.io, Fortnite, and more that there was a guy named noob going around hacking into everything. Even my tracker had gotten a virus, making it show this image: I realized that this guy’s a pro hacker, so if I want to beat him, I’ve got to be a hacker. So, I started learning to hack. First, I got a virtual computer and hooked it into my tracker. Then, I started typing random stuff into the hacking base. Sadly, it made it start playing the song “I got green beans potatoes tomatoes” and showed a picture of a banana with arms dancing. “Oops,” I said, I didn’t even know the hacking language. So, I went to hacking college, then, once I learned the complete hacking language, I hacked into the college and blew it up. So, I then tried hacking into the tracker again. This time it was successful, however, let's just say every hour, it will blare” are you a doggo? Am froggo. Wow, doing me educate.”
Date: Friday-13-18. I found the hacker. He wasn’t what I expected. Instead of his eyes being milky pink like they were away from the sun for a long time, he was muscular and his eyes looked as though they were on fire. Then, the fight began. First, he turned me into a snake. To counter it, I turned into a venomous one. Then, he turned me into a spider, so I turned into a black widow. Then, he turned me into a non-venomous snake, so I turned into a python. Finally, he turned me into the air, so I turned into carbon monoxide.
Then, I suffocated him and turned him over to the police. So I guess everything is now back to normal in the digital city. No more crimes to stop, no more problems to solve. Nice and peaceful once again. Soon, soon, I did fix my tracker. Now it will stop playing that meme every hour. Since this is the end of an adventure, you might see me tomorrow, or never again. But if your device ever glitches or is hacked into, you know where to find me.