Mr. Ferret(Brynn Devine) 03/19/16

I recently found this paper book thing small enough for me to write in so I decided to write my life so that if I die then the humans will find me with my book so they know I am the smartest ferret alive. So humans today you got me a new toy it tasted delicious. Hmm, lemme see it tastes like my breakfast I don't know what that mess is. You may call me Mr.Ferret not ferry. You won't find this till I die so I mine as well get used to it. Well, when you find this *note to put Mr.Ferett on my gravestone. I really wish you would feed me Pancakes like in Charlie's book “When you feed a pig a pancake” poop comes out its bunghole. That's not how it really goes but its close enough. I really appreciate Charlie feeding me his leftovers though let me tell you they are scrumptious. Oh no, I have to go Charlie is coming.

03/21/16

I am right now out of my cage and you guys are searching everywhere to find me, silly humans, You make me laugh a lot by the way. When I hide I always hide under Charlie's bed. You know that when Charlie takes me out I always run from him because he hurts me. I am right now on his bubble guppy school bus waiting for it to take me to school but is not going anywhere. I have to go now I think you guys are getting ready to find me.

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