“I’ll rip out their arms if they speak to me that way!” shrieked a hateful and angry male voice.
“That wouldn’t bring too much. You would be arrested and definitely put into prison”, said a more calm, almost reassuring, second male voice.
“There is a conspiracy to accuse me of all hateful things,” continued the angry voice.
“Why should they conspire against you? What do they think you have done?” asked the calm voice.
“They accuse me of macho statements, a supporter of anti-feminism, and of cruel thinking towards minorities!” continued the angry voice.
“Well is it not all true? Your hate for women and those less fortunate than you?”
asked the calm voice.
“My love of my Club’s history makes me not wish to see it taken away by those who don’t deserve it!” continued the angry voice.
“You will never win friends nor convince your enemies about you being a suitable and mature candidate, if you continue in this way!” responded the calm voice.
“I get so angry that I feel like starting a nuclear war. I will send in killer assassins against the competition, if they continue to berate me the way they are doing!” continued the angry voice.
“Well that will certainly solve the world’s problems! You make it sound as if your election is more important than helping the weak and needy!” continued the calm voice.
“Well the opponents can only talk about making children go to school, whereas I feel like feeding passive cats to wild dogs!” continued the angry voice.
“Did you get the wrong side of the bed this morning, or did you wake up in some foreign place?” asked the calm voice.
“Don’t you start talking against me, or I will focus my strengths against you!” continued the angry voice.
“Then you would be totally lost if you turn against me, for then you really would do desperate and stupid things!” replied the calm voice.
There was a knocking at the door and a blonde woman looked into the room.
“I thought I heard you talking to yourself again dear! Well, which one of you will present the acceptance speech for Chairman? They only want the best in your Cricket Club!”