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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Poems & Songs
- Published: 12/19/2020
Houseguest and Pest
Born 1971, M, from Tennessee, United StatesI invited you to be my houseguest.
But you're a freeloader and a pest.
You drank all of my booze and beer.
Pack your bags and get out of here.
When I opened my fridge, I saw that you ate all of my food.
And you took a dump in my boots, that was extremely rude.
You want to stay but it's something I'm not willing to discuss.
Leave now or I'll invite your ex-mother-in-law to stay with us.
You're packing your bags because you don't want her around.
When you were married, the stairs was something she pushed you down.
You just flipped me a bird as you're walking out the door.
I'm sure lucky because I won't have to put up with you anymore.
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