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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Drama / Human Interest
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 01/04/2021
In the lab everyone stood to perform the experiment.
"I am going. Today, Joe, the monitor of class, will dissect a frog by following the guidelines that I told you people in yesterday's dissection experiment. I hope that you would perform the dissection carefully keeping in view all the safety methods as I have already told you," The instructor said and then left.
Joe came forward to start the dissection. He was a careless boy. He didn't know how to perform the experiment. The signs of nervousness and anxiety were very vivid on his face. As soon as he saw a frog, his face turned pale as if someone had stolen his house keys and scratched his brand new car.
"Go ahead and grab it," said Joe's friend, Rojer.
Joe said, "How to make it unconscious?"
Rojer stood up like a brave soldier in front of his class fellows and asked in a loud tone,
"Do you know how to make it senseless?"
"We don't know. We didn't notice it when the instructor performed the experiment," Students replied in a loud tone.
"Okay, quite, quite. Mr. Joe don't even know this. Now we have to do something to make this frog unconscious," Rojer said.
"I have a very good idea," Clark said.
"What's that?" Joe asked.
"There's a wooden stick in the garden. You should hit it hard on the head of frog. It will become unconscious," Clark said.
"Good idea, you are so intelligent," Joe uttered.
Clark brought the wooden stick. Joe grabbed it and tried to hit it on the head of frog, but it jumped and entered into the fat boy's bowl of nuggets who was busy in enjoying lunch unaware of what was happening in the surrounding.
"O! You chubby boy. What are you doing with the nuggets?" Joe shouted.
"I am dancing with the chicken nuggets. Bro! I'm eating," Fat boy said.
The fat boy was about to eat when he saw a frog who was peeping from behind the nugget. He shouted and threw the bowl. Frog jumped and now it was on Clark's head.
"No, Joe, no, don't do it," Clark shouted.
Joe tried to hit the frog but it jumped into Rojer's hands while Harry hit hard on Clark's head.
"Look its here, Joe," Rojer shouted.
At last, he hit on the tiny head of frog. Momentarily, the frog lost its consciousness.
"Good work, Joe," Rojer said taking a deep breath.
"Now I should start the experiment," Joe said.
"Attention everyone, Mr. Joe will now demonstrate the dissection of frog," Rojer said.
Joe tried to pin the frog. As he picked up the first pin, his full body was shaking as if he had been left alone in the graveyard at night.
"Go ahead, Joe," Rojer said.
"Stupid Rojer! If you do it yourself, you will know how difficult it is," Joe thought by looking at Rojer.
As soon as Joe became closer to the frog, the Frog became conscious. Joe screamed and covered the frog with an empty bottle.
"Idea! this amphib can be made unconscious. Dip its mouth in a soapy solution and it will become unresponsive," said Clark.
"This is a great idea," another stupid boy exclaimed with joy. He appeared so happy by the idea as if he had been awarded with a million dollar cheque.
Then they prepared a soapy solution. Rojer tried to dip the frog in the soapy solution. But the frog jumped as fast as it could to save itself from the assaulter, Rojer. Suddenly the frog disappeared. They tried to find it but couldn't do so.
'Even a frog is smarter than you, Rojer,' said Clark.
"Rojer, you idiot, where is the frog now?" Joe asked.
Rojer was stunned. He stood as if he had been sniffed by a snake.
"I think it would have died," Rojer said.
Clark started crying.
"Attention, pray for the poor soul" said Joe.
"May its soul rest in peace. Such a poor little fellow, frog, died in young age. It has given its life for a good cause i.e to educate us. It will surely go to paradise," Clark said.
"Such a young little fellow! Small frog, is no more," whispered someone.
"In the loving memory of Mr. Frog, Please observe a moment of silence everyone," Joe uttered.
The lab helper came and asked, "Have you performed the experiment, guys?"
"Yes," All students unanimously shouted.
"The time is up, leave" Helper said.
As they left, lab attendant saw the soapy solution and a wooden stick.
"Wait, what the hell is that?" He screamed, but in vain.
Blunders in the lab(Aleena Nawaz)
In the lab everyone stood to perform the experiment.
"I am going. Today, Joe, the monitor of class, will dissect a frog by following the guidelines that I told you people in yesterday's dissection experiment. I hope that you would perform the dissection carefully keeping in view all the safety methods as I have already told you," The instructor said and then left.
Joe came forward to start the dissection. He was a careless boy. He didn't know how to perform the experiment. The signs of nervousness and anxiety were very vivid on his face. As soon as he saw a frog, his face turned pale as if someone had stolen his house keys and scratched his brand new car.
"Go ahead and grab it," said Joe's friend, Rojer.
Joe said, "How to make it unconscious?"
Rojer stood up like a brave soldier in front of his class fellows and asked in a loud tone,
"Do you know how to make it senseless?"
"We don't know. We didn't notice it when the instructor performed the experiment," Students replied in a loud tone.
"Okay, quite, quite. Mr. Joe don't even know this. Now we have to do something to make this frog unconscious," Rojer said.
"I have a very good idea," Clark said.
"What's that?" Joe asked.
"There's a wooden stick in the garden. You should hit it hard on the head of frog. It will become unconscious," Clark said.
"Good idea, you are so intelligent," Joe uttered.
Clark brought the wooden stick. Joe grabbed it and tried to hit it on the head of frog, but it jumped and entered into the fat boy's bowl of nuggets who was busy in enjoying lunch unaware of what was happening in the surrounding.
"O! You chubby boy. What are you doing with the nuggets?" Joe shouted.
"I am dancing with the chicken nuggets. Bro! I'm eating," Fat boy said.
The fat boy was about to eat when he saw a frog who was peeping from behind the nugget. He shouted and threw the bowl. Frog jumped and now it was on Clark's head.
"No, Joe, no, don't do it," Clark shouted.
Joe tried to hit the frog but it jumped into Rojer's hands while Harry hit hard on Clark's head.
"Look its here, Joe," Rojer shouted.
At last, he hit on the tiny head of frog. Momentarily, the frog lost its consciousness.
"Good work, Joe," Rojer said taking a deep breath.
"Now I should start the experiment," Joe said.
"Attention everyone, Mr. Joe will now demonstrate the dissection of frog," Rojer said.
Joe tried to pin the frog. As he picked up the first pin, his full body was shaking as if he had been left alone in the graveyard at night.
"Go ahead, Joe," Rojer said.
"Stupid Rojer! If you do it yourself, you will know how difficult it is," Joe thought by looking at Rojer.
As soon as Joe became closer to the frog, the Frog became conscious. Joe screamed and covered the frog with an empty bottle.
"Idea! this amphib can be made unconscious. Dip its mouth in a soapy solution and it will become unresponsive," said Clark.
"This is a great idea," another stupid boy exclaimed with joy. He appeared so happy by the idea as if he had been awarded with a million dollar cheque.
Then they prepared a soapy solution. Rojer tried to dip the frog in the soapy solution. But the frog jumped as fast as it could to save itself from the assaulter, Rojer. Suddenly the frog disappeared. They tried to find it but couldn't do so.
'Even a frog is smarter than you, Rojer,' said Clark.
"Rojer, you idiot, where is the frog now?" Joe asked.
Rojer was stunned. He stood as if he had been sniffed by a snake.
"I think it would have died," Rojer said.
Clark started crying.
"Attention, pray for the poor soul" said Joe.
"May its soul rest in peace. Such a poor little fellow, frog, died in young age. It has given its life for a good cause i.e to educate us. It will surely go to paradise," Clark said.
"Such a young little fellow! Small frog, is no more," whispered someone.
"In the loving memory of Mr. Frog, Please observe a moment of silence everyone," Joe uttered.
The lab helper came and asked, "Have you performed the experiment, guys?"
"Yes," All students unanimously shouted.
"The time is up, leave" Helper said.
As they left, lab attendant saw the soapy solution and a wooden stick.
"Wait, what the hell is that?" He screamed, but in vain.
BEN BROWN
07/07/2021Ben Brown
Amazing! I loved your story. Very comical from start to finish. Even the title is comical. Well done.
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Charles Walter
01/04/2021I was looking to read some good stuff and your hilarious short story cheered up my mood. I read it twice. It is so funny. Awesome, continue writing such amusing stories. :-)
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