I want to be a "Christian."

I want to be a Christian,

but excuse me if you will,

I still would like to make a stand

with those who rape, and kill.


I still desire to child-abuse,

and savage up my wife,

adulterate without excuse,

and seethe with hate and strife.


I still desire the sinful fire

of lying to the hilt,

deceitful, full of vile desires,

without a twinge of guilt.


I strongly yearn to fill my mind,

with putrid thoughts of lust.

To practice how to be unkind,

and innocents distrust,


I want to rampage all about,

with those who dwell in sin,

while celebrating with a shout,

and a wide demonic grin.


I want to be a Christian too.

Í have a right to be!

Don’t turn away as if untrue!

I’m honest! Can’t you see?

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Unedited Original Version except for the final stanza.

I want to be a Christian

but excuse me if you will,

I still would like to steal and rape

and other people kill.


I still desire to child-abuse

and savage up my wife,

adulterate and fornicate

and seethe with hate and strife.


I still desire the sinful fire

of lying to the hilt,

deceiving like the Devil did

without a twinge of guilt.


I still desire to fill my mind

with putrid thoughts of lust,

with jealousies and enmities

suspicions and distrusts,


and want to rampage all about

with those who love to sin

while celebrating with a shout

and wide demonic grin.

I want to be a Christian too.

Í have a right to be.

Don’t turn away as if untrue!

I’m honest! Can’t you see?