Damsel of my Dreams(Radrook) I sing a song to you Madam,
Fine woman of my dreams.
I sing to your serrated fangs
that always made me scream.

I croon to how you always slammed
Heavy books atop my skull.
Oh life with you was not a sham,
since life was never dull.

I love the way that you'd yelp out
those bloody curdling scream.
Without a reason, from your snout,
As if from nightmare dreams.

Or when you noticed me serene,
Oh how you would go berserk!
Your switchblade knife was very keen
I got what I deserved.

Or when you'd waken me at night
So you could watch me twitch,
Or don a mask to cause me fright.
Oh! That was really rich!

Or when you'd imitate the dead
By making like a mummy.
Or claimed that you were really Fred
Oh! That was really funny.

I certainly did not deserve
a woman such as you.
Who caused a breakdown of my nerves
when on my nose you chewed.

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