Being the Bottom of a Shoe(M) To start off the day I was having a nice relaxation on the shoe drawer floorboards. I was just thinking what lovely floorboards they were, when I felt a foot on top of my head. I heard a door creaking open and I hear a rush of noise from the street. My human starts walking and I start to become a pancake, I also don’t know why I ever liked the floorboards - just because the patterns in the wood were cool doesn’t mean I like to get squished! I can tell I’m now somewhere else because my face is feeling stone pathways not wood anymore. My human is lifting me up into the air! Oh good, they’re just getting a pebble out from under their foot - uh,oh, I see something dreadful up ahead. I really hope my human doesn’t put me face first in that mound of - SQUELCH! I’m now face-first in a mound of dog poo!

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