Never Underestimate a Pigeon(M) Stripe (seagull): ‘Haha! You snooze, ya lose!’

Pipe (seagull): [with a pigeon and stolen bread in his beak] ‘Seagulls know how to get food around here!’

Pigeon: [sadly flies up to a tree]

Pipe: ‘We can share this bread but whoever gets next food first is finders-keepers.’

Stripe: ‘Deal!’

Pipe: [looking at little kid holding some chicken] ‘Ok, we both know from our training that small human is going to drop his food.’

Stripe: ‘Correct, you go right, I’ll go left.’

Pipe: ‘Whoever gets it first keeps it!’

Little Kid: [food slips out of hand]

Both Seagulls: [Looks at one another]

Pigeon: [swoops in from tree and catches chicken mid air] ‘Snooze, ya lose! Only pigeons know how to get food around here!’

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