Pussy Anne-Marie(Rachel) "Olive, don't you know I've grown old already but you brought me a baby-sized bikini? I'm no longer interested in unicorns and stuff like that, ok babe?"
It was a sunny afternoon and Zara and Olive, like usual, I sat there, listening to my owners arguing and screaming at each other. I sighed. I'm used to being ignored like that whenever my owners scream and nag each other. They are two big and slightly scruffy adults who love to mess up each other, anyway.
By the way, if you haven't read about me in the previous stories, I'm Bailey, a tiny, golden retriever with big eyes and shiny golden fur. You can say I'm a mischievous little pup if you have read my stories. I live happily with my owners, Zara and Olive in our tiny house. Although they usually argue with each other, that didn't stop us from living as a happy family together.
So, it is Zara's birthday today and Olive wanted to buy something special for her. Olive knew Zara is an excellent artistic swimmer and decided to buy a new and grand bikini for Zara and somehow appeared to have chosen a unicorn and rainbow pattern baby-sized bikini. Zara was disappointed as Olive presented her with the tiny bikini.
"But I think it's the most beautiful one I could find!" Olive cried, "C'mon Zara, this suit cost me a lot"
"How could such a baby bikini suit cost you so much?" Zara couldn't believe her ears, "I'd accept a gift of boxers rather than a baby bikini suit! Now, get off!"
Olive gave a little chuckle and headed off. I followed him, making dog noises as if to say, "What's the matter?"
I followed Olive and sat with him on the sofa. He looked at the bikini and smiled at me, "Oh, who's my Bailey Boy?"
I yapped happily and began to lick his face. Olive laughed and stroked my fur. I barked happily and licked his face even more. Soon enough, his face was full of slobber and I liked how he laughed as he wiped the slobber off his face.
Then out of the gloom, the doorbell's chime rang out. Olive's ears pricked up.
"I wonder who's contacting us this time" he muttered and walked over to the door. He opened it and cried, "Alice!"
Aunty Alice was here! I could tell from Olive crying, "Alice!". I darted to the door, not to greet Aunt Alice but to hopefully have a quick hello with Hot.
As I arrived at the door, my smile cooled. Hot wasn't there. Instead, there was a pussy white cat standing delicately at the doorstep, licking its fur.
"Hi Olive" Aunty Alice said, "And hi lil' Bailey"
I yapped happily with less energy as Aunty Alice stroked me.
But Aunty Alice isn't like any aunties. No. I feel as if Aunty Alice is a mind reader and can read emotions and minds!
"Oh, you look sad, Bailey. What's wrong, puppy?"
My eyes widened as I looked at her. Her smile was a bit creepy through the thick makeup she wore that made her look like a china porcelain doll. She smiled and said to Olive, "I will be on holiday in Majorca and I would like you to take good care of Marie please"
The white puss licked itself and purred loudly. I noticed a big fat purple ribbon that tied its fur up. Her jewel-encrusted collar glimmered brightly in the light.
"Well, take note that she doesn't like to bath. She'll only lick herself to wash herself and please don't let her near flowers. She's allergic to pollen from a lily. Thank you very much. Any questions and let me know!"
Before Olive could say another word, Aunty Alice had skipped away.
I moaned and looked at the pussy cat. She looked like another sassy little miss and there's no way I'm going to stay with her!
I yapped angrily and curled up in my dog house and sighed. Olive picked the little puss up and said, "Well, let's ensure your safety as much as possible, then. Bailey Boy?"
I perked up and wagged my tail, barking happily to say, "Yes, Master Olive?"
"Could you please sleep in the dog house tonight? I know you want to sleep on the bed with us, but little Marie has to stay the safest"
I gave a big moan and plopped down onto the dog bed and sighed. I know I was used to being ignored but this time, it would be very long. Olive smiled and petted me before bringing that pussy cat upstairs. Her face contorted like an angry peanut as her furry face appeared from the side of Olive's arm.
I angrily ate my lunch Olive had poured into my bowl and decided to call Hot and Skylar to cheer me up.
I walked into my dog house. The house was secure for privacy like a tent. Fairy lights decorated the outside that flickered pleasantly in the dark. The white linen was the tent roof and cushions were lined on the inside. From beneath the cushion, I produced a phone out from it. You may be screaming, "Hang on! Dogs don't have phones, don't they?". Well, I would like to interject a yes. I have a phone and it's only for dogs. It's like your average cellphone but was produced by a phone company named "Bones". It's written in dog language if you're asking and I got the best dPhone (Dog Phone) out there.
I pressed on 'DogsApp' (Like you have WhatsApp) and filled in Hot's phone number before pressing "Call".
Hot picked up the phone fast. He picked up right after I pressed "call". His gruff "Hello" came out from the end of the other.
I cleared my voice and barked "Hello" back (it came all out as a bark).
"How's things going?" Hot asked
"Good. Well, not good at all"
"Why?"
"Just today, Aunty Alice came over to my house. Her white porcelain makeup looks so creepy"
"Yeah" Hot agreed, "She paints her face like that these days. I tried to tell her it looked creepy but she'll just smile and walk off"
"Yeah and I see that she brought a pussy white cat," I said, snarling slightly.
"Yeah," Hot said uncomfortably, "So we were going to the tailor to fetch Aunty Alice's jeans when we went across this pet shop. This white cat was sitting right on the window, and a big fat 'FOR SALE' was pinned to her cage. Aunty saw that cat and was in love with her. Aunt's eyes were stuck to the lil' feline and when I finally tugged her dress, signaling to go, she told me to go fetch her jeans to let her have a deeper look at that lil' thing. When I came out with her jeans, my oh my. She bought it and said, 'This is Anne-Marie, your sister, ok?'. My face crumbled up and-"
"Ok. Understood and Aunty is going to Majorca and left little pussy Anne-Marie over at my house as she sips cocktail over at Majorca!"
I thought I heard a little chuckle from the end of the line and a cry of, "Poor you"
"Yeah, poor me. To cheer me up, please come over to my house. I'm down in the dooms. Invite Skylar too. I need to see my love"
Hot laughed ruffly at the other line and said, "Alright. After Olive and Zara slept. Okay?"
"Cool, lad" I agreed, "Come soon. I'll notify you when they're sleeping"
"Aunty Alice let me 'borrow' her car and I'll be there like the Flash!" Hot chuckled.
I laughed dryly before hanging up the phone. I opened PawTok (TikTok but dog version) and watched a few shorts before dozing off for a good ol' afternoon nap.
As I woke up, it was around seven and I heard Zara and Olive preparing for dinner.
"Well, Olive. You take lil' Marie out for a walk, please. I'm preparing dinner"
"Right you are momma" Olive chuckled before leashing Pussy Anne-Marie up.
"Bailey Boy! Wanna go for a walk?"
I moaned and walked out from my dog house. I wagged my tail and ran out to the garden and wee on Zara's daffodils. Olive screamed at me and I chuckled (it came out as a bark also).
"Bailey! How many times have I told you not to pee on Mama's daffodils?!" Olive cried, "She'll kill me!"
I chuckled slightly before curling up into my dog house. I heard Pussy Anne-Marie's loud purrs from out there and Olive's comment, "He's a pee devil"
I smirked and took my MacPaw (Mac but doggy) out and began to look for a party idea for tonight. I scrolled and scrolled but couldn't seem to find the right idea. I groaned when I couldn't find the right idea when Olive cried,
"I brought the MacPaw for you because I love you. You can do anything except hack into my WhatsApp account and send poop messages to Zara or else, she'll kill me"
I moaned louder and just as I couldn't find the right idea, the right idea came to me.
Ding!
Zara had complained about her bikini this morning and threatened to throw it away. Why not have a swimming party? Skylar can wear Zara's bikini and Hot can wear Olive's old swim trunks! I could wear Olive's old boxers because Olive got only 1 pair of swim trunks and there's no way I'm going to wear Zara's bikini briefs. That's perfect. We could take sexy photos of ourselves and enjoy the fun. Now, I only need to find an inflatable pool for swimming and it's gonna be a problem because Zara and Olive don't have any!
The tub is way too deep and there's no way we're going to doggy paddle in the tub for an hour or two... if we fill it up to the brim! We can fill it to a quarter and then take sexy photos in the tub before having fun!
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Okay, I finished having dinner and I can make sure that pussy white cat and my owners are asleep. I phoned Hot and seconds later, or more like milliseconds later, I heard a big crash in the garden.
I ran out and screamed, "Take driving lessons, you brainless mutt!". Hot smiled weakly and Skylar chortled. They climbed out and we walked, or more like dash into the bathroom.
I had poured warm water into the tub and I told Skylar to get Zara's bikini on. It fits paw-fectly! I told Hot to wear Olive's old swimming trunks and his face crumbled like an angry walnut. But when he put it on, he couldn't help but say, "Well, it doesn't look bad"
We climbed, or more like dived into the tub and Skylar yapped, "This is radical!"
We splashed around and I took my dPhone out and snapped photos of Skylar in a bikini. For more sexy, I "borrowed" Zara's daffodils petals and put them around the water in the tub. We snapped so many sexy photos before something interrupted our bath.
"What the heck are you mad mutts doing in here?"
We froze and looked at the door. That pussy Anne-Marie was there, looking very surprised.
"Oh get off. This is DOGS-ONLY" Hot and I shouted (It came all out as a bark)
"But this looks fun!" she purred. She used her claws and ripped her collar off. We watched, open-mouthed as she tore her ribbon off her white fur before jumping in with a splash!
"B-but I thought you were scared of water!" I spluttered as she swam gracefully in the water
Her furry head bobbed on the surface and smiled, "Ignore that. I only pretended"
"Oh great!" Skylar suddenly screamed, "Let's party!"
We smiled and partied for the whole night. Dawn came too early but we ignored the signal and kept on splashing. But then, we heard the door!
"Ahhh! What a nice morning. Lil' Marie must have come down to sleep with Bailey Boy. Ah! Let's have a bath"
The doorknob turned and we panicked. We tried our very best to jump out but, too late! Zara opened the door and took her clothes off. I stifled a doggy scream as I saw the undressing scene. As she looked into the bath, I knew she would have a "heart attack"! She screamed, "WHAT THE-?!" before fainting.
"Too bad lads" Skylar whimpered, "That's embarrassing"
"Yeah, wait 'till Olive finds Zara lying on the floor and naked" Hot agreed
"Let's get out and eat breakfast" I suggested, "Let's go"
We had breakfast and that was that.

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