The World's Unluckiest Lucky Duck

Every morning, Benny the duck stepped on the same banana peel.

"One day," he sighed, "I'll remember it's there."

On Tuesday, he slipped so hard he flew into the air, landed in a tree, and accidentally knocked down a giant beehive.

The bees chased him straight into town.

Benny panicked, zigzagged through the streets, and crashed into the mayor's fountain.

Splash!

The fountain suddenly started working again after being broken for ten years.

The townspeople cheered.

"Hooray for Benny!" they shouted.

Benny blinked. "Wait... I fixed it?"

The mayor handed him a golden loaf of bread as a reward.

The next morning, Benny smiled, spotted the banana peel... and carefully walked around it.

A piano immediately fell from the sky and missed him by an inch.

Benny looked up and shrugged.

"Maybe the banana peel was protecting me after all."