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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Fantasy / Dreams / Wishes
- Published: 12/15/2011
Take Care!!!
Born 1949, M, from Kashmir, India…………He was suffering from a splitting-headache. He would usually feel pain in his head; sometimes from this side and sometimes from that side; sometimes in the front of his head and sometimes in the rear side of his head! As if it was not just a pain, but an American Drone spy aircraft launching missiles blindly! So he found no alternative but to approach a neurologist.
The surgeon, in order to conduct a thorough check up of the brain, opened the skull of the guy and took his brains out and placed them in a bowl. He left the patient on the bed, while he himself flew to his laboratory situated in the upper side of his clinic. He wanted to investigate and examine the nerves and nervous system.
When the doctor returned to clinic, he felt as if the ground had slipped away beneath his feet. He discovered the bed minus patient! He could not grasp any clues about why the patient was missing! He was at a loss to understand where the patient could have gone without his brains!?
Anyway, he preserved the brain in his laboratory.
After five years, a guy approaches the surgeon and after customary greetings asks the doctor to return his brains. The surgeon is surprised. He asks the guy, “Mr. I cannot place you!?”
The guy replies, “You had extracted my brains from my skull some five years back so please return those brains to me because I need them now.”
The surgeon is stunned. He asks the guy, “but, what were you doing without your brains all this period!!!?”
The man replies calmly and patiently, “I am a minister in the government, so I never found any necessity for my brains all this period.”
“But sir …why do you need them now?” The surgeon is curious to know.
The minister replies, “Elections are going to be held in the state, so I need my brains to pull the wool over the eyes of my electorate."
Take Care!!!(Nazir Jahangir)
…………He was suffering from a splitting-headache. He would usually feel pain in his head; sometimes from this side and sometimes from that side; sometimes in the front of his head and sometimes in the rear side of his head! As if it was not just a pain, but an American Drone spy aircraft launching missiles blindly! So he found no alternative but to approach a neurologist.
The surgeon, in order to conduct a thorough check up of the brain, opened the skull of the guy and took his brains out and placed them in a bowl. He left the patient on the bed, while he himself flew to his laboratory situated in the upper side of his clinic. He wanted to investigate and examine the nerves and nervous system.
When the doctor returned to clinic, he felt as if the ground had slipped away beneath his feet. He discovered the bed minus patient! He could not grasp any clues about why the patient was missing! He was at a loss to understand where the patient could have gone without his brains!?
Anyway, he preserved the brain in his laboratory.
After five years, a guy approaches the surgeon and after customary greetings asks the doctor to return his brains. The surgeon is surprised. He asks the guy, “Mr. I cannot place you!?”
The guy replies, “You had extracted my brains from my skull some five years back so please return those brains to me because I need them now.”
The surgeon is stunned. He asks the guy, “but, what were you doing without your brains all this period!!!?”
The man replies calmly and patiently, “I am a minister in the government, so I never found any necessity for my brains all this period.”
“But sir …why do you need them now?” The surgeon is curious to know.
The minister replies, “Elections are going to be held in the state, so I need my brains to pull the wool over the eyes of my electorate."
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