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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Kids
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 04/28/2012
a fishy story
Born 2001, M, from Gloucestershire, United KingdomA fishy story
Once, in the south of kent, there lived a mean, old, menacing man, with a great beard and lots of pride.
He was a fisherman, a greedy man, and one day he said: “why don't I catch a fish, a rare and beautiful fish that no one else has got... THE GOLDEN FILLFISH, I MUST HAVE IT!”
But before, all of the villagers hated this man, because he put slugs and snails at the back of their vans. one had a great fright, and yelled, “it must be that horrid man, someone should squish him and squash him till he learns his lesson.
So one day, he went fishing and fought the great fish, and lobbed it in a sack, neatly. “Everybody will like me now. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA” he evilly said.
When he got to his home, which was large, and next to post office, he switched on his new AGA 64 hob, which had just finished being fitted, and filled his best pan with hot water. “my new oven is great!” he chuckled loudly.
The silly, forgetful fellow slipped catastrophically on one of his own snails, left out from that morning's village rampaging slime attack. Ironically, his beautiful new oven had turned against him and set his beastly beard on fire!
Stuggling to put out the flames he searched desperately for a damp cloth but managed to once again slip on a particularly large slug, falling head first to his doom into the boiling hot water.
“I'll prefer to eat YOU!” the fish joked, and jumped back into the river.
The villagers were happy once more and its all thanks to a very nice and large fish.
So next time you see a golden fish, wink and say “hi!”
The End!
a fishy story(oliver)
A fishy story
Once, in the south of kent, there lived a mean, old, menacing man, with a great beard and lots of pride.
He was a fisherman, a greedy man, and one day he said: “why don't I catch a fish, a rare and beautiful fish that no one else has got... THE GOLDEN FILLFISH, I MUST HAVE IT!”
But before, all of the villagers hated this man, because he put slugs and snails at the back of their vans. one had a great fright, and yelled, “it must be that horrid man, someone should squish him and squash him till he learns his lesson.
So one day, he went fishing and fought the great fish, and lobbed it in a sack, neatly. “Everybody will like me now. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA” he evilly said.
When he got to his home, which was large, and next to post office, he switched on his new AGA 64 hob, which had just finished being fitted, and filled his best pan with hot water. “my new oven is great!” he chuckled loudly.
The silly, forgetful fellow slipped catastrophically on one of his own snails, left out from that morning's village rampaging slime attack. Ironically, his beautiful new oven had turned against him and set his beastly beard on fire!
Stuggling to put out the flames he searched desperately for a damp cloth but managed to once again slip on a particularly large slug, falling head first to his doom into the boiling hot water.
“I'll prefer to eat YOU!” the fish joked, and jumped back into the river.
The villagers were happy once more and its all thanks to a very nice and large fish.
So next time you see a golden fish, wink and say “hi!”
The End!
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