'Big Sophie'

'Big Sophie'(Dorsey Baker) That night when I walked into the club, I saw 'Big Sophie'. She had a 'thick body', so very pleasing to the eye! I looked at 'Big Sophie' and started to drool at the mouth! She crossed her legs and watched me drooling!

All the men in the club knew that 'Big Sophie' had a reputation for being 'tough'. You could buy 'Big Sophie' a few drinks, but she'd quickly remind you that might be all your money was buying! She'd say, "Please don't touch me, because if you touch me, you touch me at your own risk! So, please keep your hands to yourself, THANK YOU!!!"

She'd let you know that disrespect wouldn't be tolerated!

One night in the club, I made that mistake!

I approached 'Big Sophie' too aggressively and too vulgarly!
She knocked me clear across the room! I landed on the floor with a big black eye and a big knot on my head!

Nobody touched 'Big Sophie' unless she wished to be touched!

Lesson: "Just because the candy is lying around, don't mean that its available!"