Cheryl strikes again

Cheryl strikes again(Kyle Nelson) She entered the room. Access to the computer was easy. She was soon downloading the secret file suddenly the door began to open. All she could see was a black shadow. Then it started to walk in. It was a cat. ‘Phew!’ said the woman. She then finished the downloading. She left forgetting her hat behind. When she was leaving the building she remembered her hat. She went inside to get it. When she was about to enter the room a cleaner was in the room. She looked over to the computer and her hat wasn’t there. Then she ran for it.

When she got home she was thinking what if the cleaner caught me. When she went to bed that is what she thought of. Then she heard a big bang at the door. What if that is the police she thought. When she answered it was the police. ‘You are Cheryl Cole’ said one of the police guys.
‘Ye why’ said the woman.
‘Oh it’s only to say that your ex - husband Ashley has been killed’ said the other police guy.
‘What?’ said Cheryl?
‘You can go to the police station with us if you want’ said both of the police guys.
‘Ok I’ll be 2 minutes’ said Cheryl. She went and got her coat and then she went with the police officers. They got into the car and then one of the police guys started to try and kiss her. She pulled away. Then the car stopped. Half an hour later she got out the car and ran to the nearest police station. But then she stopped she thought ‘I’ve just been RAPED’.
The police guys started to drive after her. She was only 60 feet away from the nearest police station. And the car was 100 feet away from her. She ran to the front door and she ran inside and there was a police guy at the reception.

She said, ‘Can you help me? I’ve just been raped by two of your police officers’.
‘You’re Cheryl Cole and what you have been raped by my police officers’ said the guy at the reception.
‘Ye them behind you’ Cheryl said.
‘They would not do something like that’ said the police officer.
When the two police officers went to the changing rooms the reception police officer was about to enter the room until he heard. ‘WE RAPED CHERYL COLE YES!’ said one of the officers.
‘SHHHH’ said the other officer. The reception officer ran and got his hand cuffs. Then he busts the door down and arrested the two police officers. Then he put them into jail. Then he got back to Cheryl Cole. ‘Did you hear about you’re ex – husband, Ashley? He has been shot 4 times in the heart’, said the police officer.

Cheryl started to cry. ‘This day is getting worse I’ve been RAPED by two police officers then my ex Ashley is DEAD!’ shouted Cheryl.

The day of Ashley’s funeral came Cheryl was there then John Terry came over to her and said ‘Are you ok Cheryl?’
‘Ye il be fine’ said Cheryl. That night she was at John Terry’s house. Just her and John then they both got drunk. They landed in bed with each other.
The next morning they both woke up and said ‘what are you doing here?’, Cheryl jumped up and got her clothes on.

Three months later Cheryl found out she was pregnant to John. She thought ‘What should I do?’ She went and told John and he shouted, ‘WHAT?’