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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Kids
- Theme: Inspirational
- Subject: Science / Science Fiction
- Published: 03/13/2013
Tabby Attack Equals Heaven
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Trailing after my mother like an unwanted slug on Saturday, in the worst town in England, can be the most dreaded trip in the world. Women these days... always on about clothes and manicures and beauty tips... can a man ever get in a word sideways along the rushing current of their everlasting gabble? No, they're in a WORLD of their own, where the only crimes against humanity are:
1. Fake designer purses
2. Broken, eaten nails
3. Outrageous make up
If women have a world of their own, where is the men's side??? That's the problem with me I guess...daydreaming too much. A subject NOT on the school timetable. I would seriously DIE of sheer embarrassment if any of my school students catch me on a girly trip to the most ugliest town on earth. I would never live it down! Ever! Especially if the school bully catches me - her with her red, itchy pimples and popping eyes that are constantly looking around for a juicy victim. Just then, I noticed a stray tabby glaring at me. I looked at it beneath the shady gloom of my baseball cap. See, it's not fair! Even a cat has a better life than me - what with it's nine lucky lives and free mouse meals. It's JUST NOT fair. Oh, how I wish I could be a cat!!!
Just as I spoke these nine words, a tingly, weird sensation took over me. I felt my back go sweaty and invisible hands clawed down my back - the feeling was so intense that I even ran over to a lamppost to rub my back against it, not caring about the staring eyes of the public.
"Robert, what the HECK are you doing? Get off that lamppost now and come here - you're embarrassing me!!", she hissed scornfully, her eyes surreptitiously darting over the glaring pubic. Now she knows how it feels to be embarrassed in public, I thought! Mum dragged me by my arm, her sharp little nails digging into my arm. It didn't hurt, though, instead it gave out a nice feeling of pleasure as she ceased the jolt of sudden itchiness.
I was happily mooning even when Mum unlocked the front door and pushed me in. Sensing the fight that was going to follow, I bounded up to my room, using my hands to surreptitiously itch my back. It was all smooth and jolly until bed time. Mum had not called me down for dinner, so instead, I feasted on my secret stash under my bed. Aaah! The fun...now which finished as the door suddenly swung open and there stood... A CAT! No, this was not a normal sized, small cute kitty which can charm you to AMAZING heights, but a GINORMOUS, DROOLING beast of a grey tabby, the exact one I had seen in the town. Like a rabbit caught in a car's headlights, I was rooted to the spot, a chocolate biscuit frozen on the base of my lips. The monster grinned from ear to ear, as he reached out his paw and four glinting claws shot out like daggers. They were stained with dripping blood! A soundless scream erupted from my mouth as I gurgled helplessly for my mother. No one came and the tabby took yet another step forward, gooey puddles of saliva dripping behind him. I could smell rotting breath on his stained, yellow teeth. Suddenly, he lunged at me. I ducked, missing just by a fraction of his malicious claws. Panting, the tabby staggered towards me. I had no chance but to watch helplessly. This time he'd got me. He swung his hand in the air...and it landed slap bang on the middle of my throat - the bit where the voice-box is. Choking, I tried to prise it's gnarled nails off my throat but he pressed in harder. Then, a human-like meow erupted from it's glinting fangs. Then, out of the corner of my eye, like a fast- spreading plague, a sea of darkness began to evolve. Nearer and nearer it came, wiping my vision off it's feet. My head began to spin hard, and my legs felt like jelly. Then, I knew I was a goner, it was too late... the tabby had won it's battle. Oh why oh why did I EVER say those dreaded words...why oh why-y-y-y-y?!
Then, i opened my eyes again. I was sitting on fluffy, pink stuff...like clouds. I looked around me, and saw I was the only one around. Looking up, I saw the universe (?!?) spread out across. Was I on the moon? I thought, confused. Then, something white fluttered across my face. Then, another, then another. I was suddenly aroused to my feet... and I saw the most beautiful creatures ever - ANGELS! My heart fluttered along with the steady beat of the angels wings. I WAS ...IN HEAVEN! Accidently, I poked a hole in the pink clouds. There, lay a perfect image of...the world? I really was in heaven! It was like a house, with one wall exposed, so you could see every room and every object inside! There lay the Great Wall of China...and Buckingham Palace and the Eiffel Tower! Then, I saw the most amazing thing ever. The Queen herself! She was sitting down in a bed, so golden, so layered with silky sheets, writing something - probably fan mail. Then, One Direction swam into view. It was like an I-pad, I reached out to scroll this way and that across the world...like a very detailed, animated map! They were in the U.S, staying in a hotel, mucking around and having pillow - fights. I realized that...that I was actually GLAD that that tabby had...had killed me! I WAS IN HEAVEN!!!!! Grinning, I spied at my mother waxing her legs. I bet she hadn't even realized my absence. I grinned devilishly again. This was going to be fun...
Tabby Attack Equals Heaven(Zonera)
Trailing after my mother like an unwanted slug on Saturday, in the worst town in England, can be the most dreaded trip in the world. Women these days... always on about clothes and manicures and beauty tips... can a man ever get in a word sideways along the rushing current of their everlasting gabble? No, they're in a WORLD of their own, where the only crimes against humanity are:
1. Fake designer purses
2. Broken, eaten nails
3. Outrageous make up
If women have a world of their own, where is the men's side??? That's the problem with me I guess...daydreaming too much. A subject NOT on the school timetable. I would seriously DIE of sheer embarrassment if any of my school students catch me on a girly trip to the most ugliest town on earth. I would never live it down! Ever! Especially if the school bully catches me - her with her red, itchy pimples and popping eyes that are constantly looking around for a juicy victim. Just then, I noticed a stray tabby glaring at me. I looked at it beneath the shady gloom of my baseball cap. See, it's not fair! Even a cat has a better life than me - what with it's nine lucky lives and free mouse meals. It's JUST NOT fair. Oh, how I wish I could be a cat!!!
Just as I spoke these nine words, a tingly, weird sensation took over me. I felt my back go sweaty and invisible hands clawed down my back - the feeling was so intense that I even ran over to a lamppost to rub my back against it, not caring about the staring eyes of the public.
"Robert, what the HECK are you doing? Get off that lamppost now and come here - you're embarrassing me!!", she hissed scornfully, her eyes surreptitiously darting over the glaring pubic. Now she knows how it feels to be embarrassed in public, I thought! Mum dragged me by my arm, her sharp little nails digging into my arm. It didn't hurt, though, instead it gave out a nice feeling of pleasure as she ceased the jolt of sudden itchiness.
I was happily mooning even when Mum unlocked the front door and pushed me in. Sensing the fight that was going to follow, I bounded up to my room, using my hands to surreptitiously itch my back. It was all smooth and jolly until bed time. Mum had not called me down for dinner, so instead, I feasted on my secret stash under my bed. Aaah! The fun...now which finished as the door suddenly swung open and there stood... A CAT! No, this was not a normal sized, small cute kitty which can charm you to AMAZING heights, but a GINORMOUS, DROOLING beast of a grey tabby, the exact one I had seen in the town. Like a rabbit caught in a car's headlights, I was rooted to the spot, a chocolate biscuit frozen on the base of my lips. The monster grinned from ear to ear, as he reached out his paw and four glinting claws shot out like daggers. They were stained with dripping blood! A soundless scream erupted from my mouth as I gurgled helplessly for my mother. No one came and the tabby took yet another step forward, gooey puddles of saliva dripping behind him. I could smell rotting breath on his stained, yellow teeth. Suddenly, he lunged at me. I ducked, missing just by a fraction of his malicious claws. Panting, the tabby staggered towards me. I had no chance but to watch helplessly. This time he'd got me. He swung his hand in the air...and it landed slap bang on the middle of my throat - the bit where the voice-box is. Choking, I tried to prise it's gnarled nails off my throat but he pressed in harder. Then, a human-like meow erupted from it's glinting fangs. Then, out of the corner of my eye, like a fast- spreading plague, a sea of darkness began to evolve. Nearer and nearer it came, wiping my vision off it's feet. My head began to spin hard, and my legs felt like jelly. Then, I knew I was a goner, it was too late... the tabby had won it's battle. Oh why oh why did I EVER say those dreaded words...why oh why-y-y-y-y?!
Then, i opened my eyes again. I was sitting on fluffy, pink stuff...like clouds. I looked around me, and saw I was the only one around. Looking up, I saw the universe (?!?) spread out across. Was I on the moon? I thought, confused. Then, something white fluttered across my face. Then, another, then another. I was suddenly aroused to my feet... and I saw the most beautiful creatures ever - ANGELS! My heart fluttered along with the steady beat of the angels wings. I WAS ...IN HEAVEN! Accidently, I poked a hole in the pink clouds. There, lay a perfect image of...the world? I really was in heaven! It was like a house, with one wall exposed, so you could see every room and every object inside! There lay the Great Wall of China...and Buckingham Palace and the Eiffel Tower! Then, I saw the most amazing thing ever. The Queen herself! She was sitting down in a bed, so golden, so layered with silky sheets, writing something - probably fan mail. Then, One Direction swam into view. It was like an I-pad, I reached out to scroll this way and that across the world...like a very detailed, animated map! They were in the U.S, staying in a hotel, mucking around and having pillow - fights. I realized that...that I was actually GLAD that that tabby had...had killed me! I WAS IN HEAVEN!!!!! Grinning, I spied at my mother waxing her legs. I bet she hadn't even realized my absence. I grinned devilishly again. This was going to be fun...
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