Naughty Cat(Zonera) My cat
She likes rats,
Which she finds in my best friends pocket
They scat,
From my cat,
Their voices screaming with fear,
Her fangs dripping with blood.
Sometimes when her vision is poor,
She mistakes my friend as a rat,
Then I give her a what for,
Because now,
She's scared her away,
And I'm seething with anger.

How shall I punish her?
Shall I hang her from the ceiling?
Shall I scratch her fur off?
Shall I shave her?
Bath her?
EAT HER ALIVE?
She deserves a beating,
For the poor rats she's been eating,
The heavenly souls,

I am not a little softie,
But I can be quite lofty,
Because I've just gone and sold her,
To...guess who?
MY FRIEND!

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