My food STINKS!(Alesha) My food is bleurgghhh, I am stupid, look,
Now YOU take over, you can cook!
Here's the apron, take the fork.
Make some roast poultry and some pork.

Pluck the skillet and seize the hat!
I can't BELIEVE you know the recipe for a boiled rat!
Ooh, canned cat food sliced is real nice,
Daintily laid out on delightful bed of rice.

My fancy appliances don't get in your way,
Just turning on my stove takes ME all day!
And what you do to make these luscious meals,
YOU make all my food now, deal?

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