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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 05/10/2013
Death row eats
Born 1965, M, from Middleboro, MA, United StatesI think that if you are on death row, your last meal should relate to your act of crime:
1 - Murdering Bullwinkle = Death by Chocolate Mousse.
2 - Treason = Eggs Benedict.
3 - Terrorism = Steak bomb pizza.
4 - Satanic slaughter = Devil’s food cake.
5 - Murder via steam roller = Flap Jack's.
6 - Wood chipping a scalloper = Fish n chips.
7 - Vehicular manslaughter = Road kill.
8 - Serial killer = Frosted Flakes.
9 - Kidnapping a girl scout = Brownies.
10 - Marijuana dealer = Pot roast.
11 - Beating roosters with a baseball bat = Chicken club.
12 - Stabbing a French man = Filet minion.
13 - Pedophilia = Roast pig.
14 - Murdering a pop star = Propofol milk shake.
15 - Strangling live poultry = Chicken palm.
16 - Beating your long time husband because he's a selfish insensitive primate who's been driving you crazy with his awful jokes and Neanderthal ways for years: You are free to go, no one blames you.
Death row eats(Russell E. Teed)
I think that if you are on death row, your last meal should relate to your act of crime:
1 - Murdering Bullwinkle = Death by Chocolate Mousse.
2 - Treason = Eggs Benedict.
3 - Terrorism = Steak bomb pizza.
4 - Satanic slaughter = Devil’s food cake.
5 - Murder via steam roller = Flap Jack's.
6 - Wood chipping a scalloper = Fish n chips.
7 - Vehicular manslaughter = Road kill.
8 - Serial killer = Frosted Flakes.
9 - Kidnapping a girl scout = Brownies.
10 - Marijuana dealer = Pot roast.
11 - Beating roosters with a baseball bat = Chicken club.
12 - Stabbing a French man = Filet minion.
13 - Pedophilia = Roast pig.
14 - Murdering a pop star = Propofol milk shake.
15 - Strangling live poultry = Chicken palm.
16 - Beating your long time husband because he's a selfish insensitive primate who's been driving you crazy with his awful jokes and Neanderthal ways for years: You are free to go, no one blames you.
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