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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Fairy Tales & Fantasy
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 05/25/2013
Facebook Star Trek Trek's to Gilligan's Island
Born 1965, M, from Middleboro, MA, United StatesFacebook Star Trek Trek’s to Gilligan’s Island
These are the voyages of the Facebook Starship Enterprise. It’s 5 minute mission to explore strange new posts, to seek out new threads and idiotic rhetoric, to un-boldly go where no Facebooker has gone before.
Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island – highly illogical.
Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing you pointed eared Vulcan.
Scotty: AYE, dis calls for a drink eh lads?
Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I MUST… investigate! RED ALERT!! LOL, I love doing that.
Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.
Kirk: Scotty, beam us down you skirt wearing lush…
Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. It was funny like the first 50 times!
Scotty: LMAO! Wait… SULU! I told you lad, hands off my kilt man!
Spock: Captain, we’re close now, just ahead is the origin of the signal.
Bones: OMG, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!
Gilligan: Captain! I’m such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph James Tiberius Kirk?
Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW!
Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. You got us phasered and you know about my ongoing cholesterol and heart conditions you idiot!
Maryanne/Ginger: Ahh, breaker breaker 1-9, HELP! Some drunken dude in a dress beamed us into his room and suggested disgustingly erogenous activities. Like, EWWW!
Kirk: Bones, do something!
Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a deviant pervert counselor.
Kirk: No you psycho, go up and video it on your iPhone, this has YouTube written all over it!
To be discontinued…
Facebook Star Trek Trek's to Gilligan's Island(Russell E. Teed)
Facebook Star Trek Trek’s to Gilligan’s Island
These are the voyages of the Facebook Starship Enterprise. It’s 5 minute mission to explore strange new posts, to seek out new threads and idiotic rhetoric, to un-boldly go where no Facebooker has gone before.
Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island – highly illogical.
Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing you pointed eared Vulcan.
Scotty: AYE, dis calls for a drink eh lads?
Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I MUST… investigate! RED ALERT!! LOL, I love doing that.
Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.
Kirk: Scotty, beam us down you skirt wearing lush…
Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. It was funny like the first 50 times!
Scotty: LMAO! Wait… SULU! I told you lad, hands off my kilt man!
Spock: Captain, we’re close now, just ahead is the origin of the signal.
Bones: OMG, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!
Gilligan: Captain! I’m such a huge fan! Can I have your autograph James Tiberius Kirk?
Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW!
Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. You got us phasered and you know about my ongoing cholesterol and heart conditions you idiot!
Maryanne/Ginger: Ahh, breaker breaker 1-9, HELP! Some drunken dude in a dress beamed us into his room and suggested disgustingly erogenous activities. Like, EWWW!
Kirk: Bones, do something!
Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a deviant pervert counselor.
Kirk: No you psycho, go up and video it on your iPhone, this has YouTube written all over it!
To be discontinued…
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