Bad Luck

I feel so rotten,
Like a banana
And some mutton
It's supposed to be a brand new year
New start
And already I've mucked it up
Fifty seconds into the new year
Must be a brand new record
Smashing old Woodie's car window
Detention with a new sword
Teacher's got in for me,
Back turned,
His eyes on me
Yep, he got it in for me

It was a real good night
That moon shining bright
Illuminating faces white
Truth or Dare
Say that dare
"Dare you not to to get in trouble"
I hate to burst your bubble, mate
But niceness is what I really hate
So he bet me a good twenty pounds
If I win, I get twenty pounds
If I lose...
If I lose...
I'm on the streets
Begging in Lost and Found

Guess who I really am
Guess what I really do
Guess if I won that money
Money, money
Sweet as honey

I am an angel now
Drifting up in space
Headteacher can't tell me off
Because I'm off his case

"Have you got that poem done?"
I hate to burst your bubble,
But here comes double trouble!
My attention snaps at once
Teacher...teacher alert!
I look down in a haste,
And see these weird alien writing
About my whole daydream!
Have I been multi - tasking?