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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Kids
- Theme: Action & Adventure
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 01/04/2014
Introduction
Larry n Jerry: these are two mischievous monkeys who are always causing trouble in the woods.
Lion: He is the king of the woods and always gets burnt in the end of every story and event started by larry and jerry. he is fed up of both of them and always writes on flyers after getting burnt: larry and Jerry wanted dead or alive.
Lemur: he is a stupid creature who always does stupid things causing devastating disasters in the jungle, for eg. The restaurant incident.
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I’m hungry dude let's have some food” said Larry. “I’m hungry too let's ask that rhinoceros over there, maybe he knows of some restaurant” replied Jerry. They went to the rhinoceros and asked if there is any restaurant in this area. “Yep, there’s a restaurant 1 km north from here. Known by the name “Black’s Chinese Restaurant” grunted the rhinoceros. “thank you sir” they both chanted and set off to have lunch. After a 15 minutes lazy walk they went inside the restaurant. Nearly every animal was having food; Alligators, Horses, Chimpanzees, Rhinoceros’ and a bunch of other animals. Larry and Jerry sat on a table. After a couple of minutes, a black panther came growling towards them. At first both the monkeys were about to skidaddle but their hunger stopped them. “What do you want?” asked the panther. “Can you show us the menu?” asked Larry. The panther slammed the menu on the table causing Jerry to shiver. Both of them scanned the menu from word to word. “Wait a minute, where’s the Chinese section?” inquired Larry. “We have what’s written on the menu. What isn’t there we don’t have that” replied the panther. “But dude, it says on the signboard, black’s CHINESE restaurant. There isn’t any sign of Chinese in this menu” exclaimed Jerry. “I don’t care what it says on the signboard! We can give you whatever’s written in the menu. Do you want something or not?” growled the panther. “I don’t like your attitude. You have a serious attitude problem. I want to speak to the owner of the restaurant!” said Larry. “Oh yeah, well that’s me” said the panther. “Wait a minu - ohhhhh that’s why the name is BLACK’s Chinese restaurant. I thought you were some kind of waiter. I am sorry, we’ll take a fruit salad and some beans” said Jerry. The panther walked off into the kitchen. “What the heck man! It says Chinese outside but they have no Chinese” said Larry. The king of the jungle, the lion, was also sitting in a corner having lunch. “Hey what’s that noise?” said Jerry. “I don’t know, let's go check it out” said Larry. They got up and walked into the direction the sound was coming from. They entered a room and saw a lemur fiddling with the dishwashing machine. “I don’t know what is wrong with this machine, it doesn’t even wash a single dish” said the lemur standing on the top of the machine. “You have to put in some soap first stupid” laughed Jerry. “Oh yeah I forgot to do that” said the lemur and turned the whole box of soap upside down in the machine. “You don’t need to put in that much soap dude” said Jerry. “I’m gonna wash all the dishes at once so all of it would do the job” said the lemur. After a while foam started to build up inside the machine. Suddenly the lid opened and foam started to come out rapidly. In time the whole room was filled with foam. “I told you it would create a problem” said Larry. The panther heard gurgling noises and came to the washing room. He opened the door and foam came pouring out on his face. Larry and Jerry quickly ran away and settled down at their table. The panther slipped and came sliding towards to the lemur who was laughing like mad. “Hey that’s not funny okay. I told you not to do stupid things.” with that the panther punched the lemur causing him to fly out of the room and land on the bear’s neck. The bear panicked and started running around the restaurant shouting “somebody get off the monster off my neck.” A chimpanzee who was sitting nearby decided to solve the problem. He brought a sugarcane stick and started swinging it around in order to hit the lemur. The bear couldn’t stay still and the chimpanzee couldn’t get a still target. He swung the stick at the exact moment the bear swung around causing the stick to hit the rhinoceros’ head. His cup of tea toppled over which made him angry. The scenario completely changed. The chimpanzee swung again and hit the bear’s head. The bear fainted immediately. The lemur got down and rolled on the floor with laughter. The chimpanzee was chasing the lemur and the chimpanzee was being chased by the rhinoceros. While running, the rhinoceros accidently slammed into the alligator who was drinking soda. His glass of soda fell on himself and he started chasing the rhinoceros. The whole restaurant became nothing but a madhouse. The chimpanzee got stuck in a corner and the rhinoceros taking the advantage of the moment charged towards the chimpanzee. At the exact moment, the chimpanzee jumped and hung himself on a chandelier. The rhino couldn’t stop and slammed into the wall breaking it and banging into a grill on the other side of the room. The whole grill flew into the air causing the hot coals to fall onto the lion. “ow ow ow ow ow” cried the lion. His whole skin got burned. The fire brigade came and cooled everything down with fire extinguishers and water hoses.
The next day the lion, the panther, the chimpanzee and the alligator were seen coming out of the hospital wrapped in bandages. The lion was on a wheelchair, the alligator was holding crutches and the chimpanzee a walking stick. The panther was limping. They were going to their homes when the lemur came up to the panther and said “yesterday I ordered popcorn in your restaurant for 50 cents but I didn’t get it. I want my cents back.” “My whole restaurant got burnt down and you are still after your 50 cents!” said the panther. BSHHHHHH the panther punched the lemur who went flying and disappeared into the woods. “How did this all start anyway?” asked the lion. “the lemur was washing dishes when larry and jer-. “don’t tell me what happened next... whenever Larry n Jerry are present at the place disasters always happen” said the lion. The lion called his assistants and told them to make flyers saying
LARRY AND JERRY WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
THE END
Larry and Jerry(Umaid Shahid)
Introduction
Larry n Jerry: these are two mischievous monkeys who are always causing trouble in the woods.
Lion: He is the king of the woods and always gets burnt in the end of every story and event started by larry and jerry. he is fed up of both of them and always writes on flyers after getting burnt: larry and Jerry wanted dead or alive.
Lemur: he is a stupid creature who always does stupid things causing devastating disasters in the jungle, for eg. The restaurant incident.
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I’m hungry dude let's have some food” said Larry. “I’m hungry too let's ask that rhinoceros over there, maybe he knows of some restaurant” replied Jerry. They went to the rhinoceros and asked if there is any restaurant in this area. “Yep, there’s a restaurant 1 km north from here. Known by the name “Black’s Chinese Restaurant” grunted the rhinoceros. “thank you sir” they both chanted and set off to have lunch. After a 15 minutes lazy walk they went inside the restaurant. Nearly every animal was having food; Alligators, Horses, Chimpanzees, Rhinoceros’ and a bunch of other animals. Larry and Jerry sat on a table. After a couple of minutes, a black panther came growling towards them. At first both the monkeys were about to skidaddle but their hunger stopped them. “What do you want?” asked the panther. “Can you show us the menu?” asked Larry. The panther slammed the menu on the table causing Jerry to shiver. Both of them scanned the menu from word to word. “Wait a minute, where’s the Chinese section?” inquired Larry. “We have what’s written on the menu. What isn’t there we don’t have that” replied the panther. “But dude, it says on the signboard, black’s CHINESE restaurant. There isn’t any sign of Chinese in this menu” exclaimed Jerry. “I don’t care what it says on the signboard! We can give you whatever’s written in the menu. Do you want something or not?” growled the panther. “I don’t like your attitude. You have a serious attitude problem. I want to speak to the owner of the restaurant!” said Larry. “Oh yeah, well that’s me” said the panther. “Wait a minu - ohhhhh that’s why the name is BLACK’s Chinese restaurant. I thought you were some kind of waiter. I am sorry, we’ll take a fruit salad and some beans” said Jerry. The panther walked off into the kitchen. “What the heck man! It says Chinese outside but they have no Chinese” said Larry. The king of the jungle, the lion, was also sitting in a corner having lunch. “Hey what’s that noise?” said Jerry. “I don’t know, let's go check it out” said Larry. They got up and walked into the direction the sound was coming from. They entered a room and saw a lemur fiddling with the dishwashing machine. “I don’t know what is wrong with this machine, it doesn’t even wash a single dish” said the lemur standing on the top of the machine. “You have to put in some soap first stupid” laughed Jerry. “Oh yeah I forgot to do that” said the lemur and turned the whole box of soap upside down in the machine. “You don’t need to put in that much soap dude” said Jerry. “I’m gonna wash all the dishes at once so all of it would do the job” said the lemur. After a while foam started to build up inside the machine. Suddenly the lid opened and foam started to come out rapidly. In time the whole room was filled with foam. “I told you it would create a problem” said Larry. The panther heard gurgling noises and came to the washing room. He opened the door and foam came pouring out on his face. Larry and Jerry quickly ran away and settled down at their table. The panther slipped and came sliding towards to the lemur who was laughing like mad. “Hey that’s not funny okay. I told you not to do stupid things.” with that the panther punched the lemur causing him to fly out of the room and land on the bear’s neck. The bear panicked and started running around the restaurant shouting “somebody get off the monster off my neck.” A chimpanzee who was sitting nearby decided to solve the problem. He brought a sugarcane stick and started swinging it around in order to hit the lemur. The bear couldn’t stay still and the chimpanzee couldn’t get a still target. He swung the stick at the exact moment the bear swung around causing the stick to hit the rhinoceros’ head. His cup of tea toppled over which made him angry. The scenario completely changed. The chimpanzee swung again and hit the bear’s head. The bear fainted immediately. The lemur got down and rolled on the floor with laughter. The chimpanzee was chasing the lemur and the chimpanzee was being chased by the rhinoceros. While running, the rhinoceros accidently slammed into the alligator who was drinking soda. His glass of soda fell on himself and he started chasing the rhinoceros. The whole restaurant became nothing but a madhouse. The chimpanzee got stuck in a corner and the rhinoceros taking the advantage of the moment charged towards the chimpanzee. At the exact moment, the chimpanzee jumped and hung himself on a chandelier. The rhino couldn’t stop and slammed into the wall breaking it and banging into a grill on the other side of the room. The whole grill flew into the air causing the hot coals to fall onto the lion. “ow ow ow ow ow” cried the lion. His whole skin got burned. The fire brigade came and cooled everything down with fire extinguishers and water hoses.
The next day the lion, the panther, the chimpanzee and the alligator were seen coming out of the hospital wrapped in bandages. The lion was on a wheelchair, the alligator was holding crutches and the chimpanzee a walking stick. The panther was limping. They were going to their homes when the lemur came up to the panther and said “yesterday I ordered popcorn in your restaurant for 50 cents but I didn’t get it. I want my cents back.” “My whole restaurant got burnt down and you are still after your 50 cents!” said the panther. BSHHHHHH the panther punched the lemur who went flying and disappeared into the woods. “How did this all start anyway?” asked the lion. “the lemur was washing dishes when larry and jer-. “don’t tell me what happened next... whenever Larry n Jerry are present at the place disasters always happen” said the lion. The lion called his assistants and told them to make flyers saying
LARRY AND JERRY WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
THE END
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