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  • Story Listed as: True Life For Adults
  • Theme: Survival / Success
  • Subject: Horror / Scary
  • Published: 01/22/2014

How to get a divorce

By Lorna Wetzel
Born 1958, F, from Colorado Springs, CO, United States
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Use Mensa, Jeremiah's educational instruction book on how to divorce your dyslexic wife & get full custody of your children without her knowledge.

Move to a small town that has limited amount of legal representation. This will ensure that the parent who is not part of the community has no opportunity to get fair divorce.

Join the local church & create a reputation that is fictional that will help ensure that you get full legal custody based on your newly created reputation. If everyone in the town believes you're an angel everyone will believe it.

Volunteer for a local organization like the fire station or sheriffs department.

Make sure that your finances are controlled by a trusted individual.

Start dating someone in the legal department in the small town to ensure that you get free legal advice.

If the mother has the children make sure that you give her no emotional or financial support. To ensure that after a year she gives you the children.

Avoid any and all documents that should be served to you to ensure that you don’t have a divorce in a large city. Instead, when she gives you the children, you have your legal lover get you the divorce without the knowledge of their parent to ensure that you don’t have to deal with child custody issues or even pay on any debt that you incurred during your marriage.

After this happens make sure that no contact between the mother & children is allowed. Claim that the mother abandoned her children. Ensure that the children only know your religious views because the mother does not matter. Do not let the children get any cards or talk to their mother to ensure that the children lose all memory of her.

Make sure the town you're in does not have any laws that protect against child molesters or have childcare requirements.

If mother tries to find children through sheriff’s department; get as much documentation to ensure that she looks like she is mentally unstable. For example, my wife is dyslexic so this is an easy one. She was abused verbally & physically by her adopted mother so it was simple. I just contacted her adopted parents, told them what she told me & had her write a letter that made my wife look like a liar. Then I left my sons with her mother to prove that she was innocent. Then after researching her education found out that they did not combine the credits she had earned from her colleges, to make her look like she never graduated with a degree.

In my case my wife filed a divorce because I didn’t provide her with one. So she filed a divorce. I used all my proof to make her look like an unfit mother & I was ruled the hero to my sons.

Now in order to make the mother suffer tell her she is wanted in the children’s lives but make sure she has no access to the children. I live in North Dakota but had my legal lover make sure that she would have to go to children's services in Benadick Nebraska. A white community that is primarily prejudice against colored people. We have an all white community that we are so proud of. Therefore she will be looked at like a second class individual.

After getting your full custody make sure she is stuck with all the debt from the marriage. It doesn’t matter that she carried the children, had horrible pregnancy that nearly killed her or even that she had to push the children through a 10 cm hole. What matters is that all men are right & women are second class citizens who are worthless pieces of shit that need to serve men’s every need.

To add insult to injury, I work a 40 hour job, my sons are being taken care of by my lover & I pay her more than $800.00 a month. It's what I should have been paying my x-wife. I get the added benefits & my kids will only know that I was the best father in the world.

Always remember to marry someone who is emotionally damaged, make sure that you collect any information that you can use against her so that if you ever have to go through another divorce you will have the upper hand.

How to get a divorce(Lorna Wetzel) Use Mensa, Jeremiah's educational instruction book on how to divorce your dyslexic wife & get full custody of your children without her knowledge.

Move to a small town that has limited amount of legal representation. This will ensure that the parent who is not part of the community has no opportunity to get fair divorce.

Join the local church & create a reputation that is fictional that will help ensure that you get full legal custody based on your newly created reputation. If everyone in the town believes you're an angel everyone will believe it.

Volunteer for a local organization like the fire station or sheriffs department.

Make sure that your finances are controlled by a trusted individual.

Start dating someone in the legal department in the small town to ensure that you get free legal advice.

If the mother has the children make sure that you give her no emotional or financial support. To ensure that after a year she gives you the children.

Avoid any and all documents that should be served to you to ensure that you don’t have a divorce in a large city. Instead, when she gives you the children, you have your legal lover get you the divorce without the knowledge of their parent to ensure that you don’t have to deal with child custody issues or even pay on any debt that you incurred during your marriage.

After this happens make sure that no contact between the mother & children is allowed. Claim that the mother abandoned her children. Ensure that the children only know your religious views because the mother does not matter. Do not let the children get any cards or talk to their mother to ensure that the children lose all memory of her.

Make sure the town you're in does not have any laws that protect against child molesters or have childcare requirements.

If mother tries to find children through sheriff’s department; get as much documentation to ensure that she looks like she is mentally unstable. For example, my wife is dyslexic so this is an easy one. She was abused verbally & physically by her adopted mother so it was simple. I just contacted her adopted parents, told them what she told me & had her write a letter that made my wife look like a liar. Then I left my sons with her mother to prove that she was innocent. Then after researching her education found out that they did not combine the credits she had earned from her colleges, to make her look like she never graduated with a degree.

In my case my wife filed a divorce because I didn’t provide her with one. So she filed a divorce. I used all my proof to make her look like an unfit mother & I was ruled the hero to my sons.

Now in order to make the mother suffer tell her she is wanted in the children’s lives but make sure she has no access to the children. I live in North Dakota but had my legal lover make sure that she would have to go to children's services in Benadick Nebraska. A white community that is primarily prejudice against colored people. We have an all white community that we are so proud of. Therefore she will be looked at like a second class individual.

After getting your full custody make sure she is stuck with all the debt from the marriage. It doesn’t matter that she carried the children, had horrible pregnancy that nearly killed her or even that she had to push the children through a 10 cm hole. What matters is that all men are right & women are second class citizens who are worthless pieces of shit that need to serve men’s every need.

To add insult to injury, I work a 40 hour job, my sons are being taken care of by my lover & I pay her more than $800.00 a month. It's what I should have been paying my x-wife. I get the added benefits & my kids will only know that I was the best father in the world.

Always remember to marry someone who is emotionally damaged, make sure that you collect any information that you can use against her so that if you ever have to go through another divorce you will have the upper hand.

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