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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Mystery
- Subject: Mystery
- Published: 05/14/2014
Clureed:Part II
Born 1962, M, from Seattle/WA, United States“It’s like a curb-side coffee, sittin with the spit, feelin for a quarter for another cigarette, you got me comin with it, you got me comin with it, sick and tired of your sht, you got me comin with it, you're always one step ahead of my mind, ahhhhh (lead guitar solo)," blasts the alarm radio as Carl whaps the snooze button and falls back asleep. “How long, has this been going on,” the alarm radio sounds again as Carl turns off the alarm and gets out of bed.
“Good morning honey,” says his wife, “today is your big day, you're going to be a guest on the Walt Dispey Show, omg you're going to be a celebrity, Carl Wilson may I have your autograph?"
“Very funny,” laughs Carl.“I wish that trial would have never happened, I’m afraid Walt Dispey might turn this into a big joke and make me a laughing stock in front of millions of people.
“Just remember dear, a lot of people are calling this the trial of the Century with Yora Psesht disappearing and all…” adds his wife.
“Ya ya ya,” interrupts Carl closing the bathroom door while his wife heads downstairs to start breakfast.
Carl finishes up with his shower, gets dressed, goes downstairs and shares breakfast with his wife. “Have a great day love,” says his wife as Carl gets in his car and backs out of the driveway.
Carl pulls in to the Walt Dispey Studio and the parking attendant informs him to park in the reserved guest parking area. Carl then proceeds into the studio and is directed into the make-up room, after ten minutes Carl is sitting in front of the cameras’.
“5-4-3-2-1," points the camera man with ‘on air’ illuminating from the front of the camera.
“Welcome everybody to the Walt Dispey Show, tonights guest is Carl Wilson, we will be talking about a strange disappearance of a witness that happened a few months ago,” says Walt seating himself.
“Mr. Wilson, it's a pleasure to have you on my show, may I call you Carl?" asks Walt.
"Yes sir, it's a pleasure to be here," says Carl nerviously.
"Okay, let's get down to the facts, did you actually see the witness disappear?" asks Walt.
"Yes sir, a blinding light entrapped the witness, when the light disappeared the witness was gone too." replied Carl.
"Hmmm, a blinding light, so you couldn't look at the light because it was so bright, could have the witness walked out of the courtroom without anybody noticing?" asks Walt with a finger to his chin.
"No sir," adds Carl, "there was security at both exits and they said nobody left the coutroom."
"I had a copy of the court record sent to me and while reading it I found a few interesting facts," says Walt, "we will be right back after a few words from our sponsers."
Walt and Carl are rushed a drink of water with a lady running around their chairs touching up the make-up.
"5-4-3-2-1," says the camera man.
"Welcome back everyone," says Walt as he turns his eyes on Carl. "I had a chance to read the court record and found this crime to be committed at S-mart, 31415, Pike Place, which instantly grabbed my attention, 3.1415 is pi and Pike Place is saying like pi key play see, do you understand that Carl."
"I sure do," says Carl turning towards Walt, "I had a conversation with the Judge and he told me when he sat back in his chair his head started tingling."
"Does that have to do with the remark of him going on record saying to do not squeeze the Charmin?" asks the Judge.
"I think it does," adds Carl, "it's like c-hair has something to do with C-harm in."
The camera man signals only a minute left to the close of the show.
"Very interesting Carl and I wish we had more time," says Walt adding a final comment, "is blinding light, b lie n ding lie g hit?" "Thank you everybody and goodnight." Copyright2014 by B2ton Robot
Clureed:Part II(Timothy Rebsom)
“It’s like a curb-side coffee, sittin with the spit, feelin for a quarter for another cigarette, you got me comin with it, you got me comin with it, sick and tired of your sht, you got me comin with it, you're always one step ahead of my mind, ahhhhh (lead guitar solo)," blasts the alarm radio as Carl whaps the snooze button and falls back asleep. “How long, has this been going on,” the alarm radio sounds again as Carl turns off the alarm and gets out of bed.
“Good morning honey,” says his wife, “today is your big day, you're going to be a guest on the Walt Dispey Show, omg you're going to be a celebrity, Carl Wilson may I have your autograph?"
“Very funny,” laughs Carl.“I wish that trial would have never happened, I’m afraid Walt Dispey might turn this into a big joke and make me a laughing stock in front of millions of people.
“Just remember dear, a lot of people are calling this the trial of the Century with Yora Psesht disappearing and all…” adds his wife.
“Ya ya ya,” interrupts Carl closing the bathroom door while his wife heads downstairs to start breakfast.
Carl finishes up with his shower, gets dressed, goes downstairs and shares breakfast with his wife. “Have a great day love,” says his wife as Carl gets in his car and backs out of the driveway.
Carl pulls in to the Walt Dispey Studio and the parking attendant informs him to park in the reserved guest parking area. Carl then proceeds into the studio and is directed into the make-up room, after ten minutes Carl is sitting in front of the cameras’.
“5-4-3-2-1," points the camera man with ‘on air’ illuminating from the front of the camera.
“Welcome everybody to the Walt Dispey Show, tonights guest is Carl Wilson, we will be talking about a strange disappearance of a witness that happened a few months ago,” says Walt seating himself.
“Mr. Wilson, it's a pleasure to have you on my show, may I call you Carl?" asks Walt.
"Yes sir, it's a pleasure to be here," says Carl nerviously.
"Okay, let's get down to the facts, did you actually see the witness disappear?" asks Walt.
"Yes sir, a blinding light entrapped the witness, when the light disappeared the witness was gone too." replied Carl.
"Hmmm, a blinding light, so you couldn't look at the light because it was so bright, could have the witness walked out of the courtroom without anybody noticing?" asks Walt with a finger to his chin.
"No sir," adds Carl, "there was security at both exits and they said nobody left the coutroom."
"I had a copy of the court record sent to me and while reading it I found a few interesting facts," says Walt, "we will be right back after a few words from our sponsers."
Walt and Carl are rushed a drink of water with a lady running around their chairs touching up the make-up.
"5-4-3-2-1," says the camera man.
"Welcome back everyone," says Walt as he turns his eyes on Carl. "I had a chance to read the court record and found this crime to be committed at S-mart, 31415, Pike Place, which instantly grabbed my attention, 3.1415 is pi and Pike Place is saying like pi key play see, do you understand that Carl."
"I sure do," says Carl turning towards Walt, "I had a conversation with the Judge and he told me when he sat back in his chair his head started tingling."
"Does that have to do with the remark of him going on record saying to do not squeeze the Charmin?" asks the Judge.
"I think it does," adds Carl, "it's like c-hair has something to do with C-harm in."
The camera man signals only a minute left to the close of the show.
"Very interesting Carl and I wish we had more time," says Walt adding a final comment, "is blinding light, b lie n ding lie g hit?" "Thank you everybody and goodnight." Copyright2014 by B2ton Robot
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