It all happened in a short time

It all happened in a short time(Chelsea Perry) IT all happened in a short time
OH NO!!! *BAM* what do I do now?? I can’t just leave her to get eaten by a rabbit or man/woman with social problems...
It all started that day in the trees, I was being my normal Tarzan self, when BAH BAM I princess comes running past my spot. She certainly looks lost because she certainly shouldn’t be here in the middle of the forest!! I jump down from my precious tree and stalk up to her like a monkey on too many bananas, she never saw it coming…
She looked terrified before I came up to her, I wonder what’s wrong with her…maybe she’s having a bad day? Why don’t I just ask her…?
“Hello Princess, it’s a pleasure to be in your presence…”
“Please um…. Your name please?”
“Ralph Hood or as some people call me, Ralph stupid hat.”
“And your name princess??”
“Well for starters! Are you carrying any food on you?! If so, you have to give me it like ta now!” *she chuckled and I joined in with her*
“Well I’m Teddy and we better hurry!! I’m being chased by someone very terrible! You have to help me Ralph!!”
“Wait princess… who’s chasing you princes? If you don’t mind me asking...”
“NO! OF COURSE NOT! Well it’s my… maid Mindy Crinshawlaping. She’s always had problem with me because ‘I wasn’t the right child for my parents because my eyes are green and blue, but with hazel and gold trim in the middle of them!’ but that doesn’t mean she can just dis me, in MY OWN HOME! Like no-“
“RUN PRINCESS SHES COMING FASTER!!!!”
“THESE SHOES ARENT MADE FOR WALKING-“
“Now is not the time to quote off a song Teddy!”
“AHHHH!!!! RUN SHES GAINING UP ON US!!!!
“WHAT NOW?!!”
“Well I think we should ask my fairy pony princess named Yolanda?”
“What?! You actually have a princess pony named YOLANDA??!!!”
“Hahaha!! No I was being sarcastic!!!”
*Creepy sound*
“What is that sound…”
“It sounds like my mother!”
“Is your mother a monster?”
“Um… I think she could be one but-“
“Shhh, I think I hear something in the bushes!”
“Then go check Ralph!!”
“Fine I will!!!”
*Ralph goes and grabs a hammer for protection*
“Hahaha!!! Like that’s going to help…”
“It will work! I just know it will!!”
That’s before I knew it was a… bu-uu BUNNY! If you can sorta tell…. I’m TERRIFIED of bunnies.
Don’t ask me why, but it’s a sad and crucial story…that’s very sad and personal to me and just plain agonizing.


“If you don’t mind me asking, why are you afraid-“
Before I could even warn her…she was squashed by Godzilla? Yes Godzilla.
Godzilla ruined everything that day for me…my friend maybe even food buddy.
It all happened so fast that I couldn’t even react, but then I found a piece of pizza on the ground, that’s what changed my image. I am not Ralph Hood anymore, I’m Phillip Pizzason, and that’s who I will be.