Portal to where??

Portal to where??(Monica Hin) Woke up to the sound of static. As I sit up on my bed I see this thing on my wall... A portal! My curiosity got the best of me and I got out of bed and slowly walked towards it. The hardwood felt cold on my bare feet, making creeky noises as I walked. I put my hand through the black and white swirly portal and wiggled my fingers. Next thing I know is I was sucked right in. As I was spinning upside down into another dimension, I began to think to myself "Why did I do this? How did this happen? Is this real? Am I dreaming?"
Then suddenly, I was spat out and BLAM! fell hard on the ground. Ouch my hands hurt and I sat on my bum so I can rub my knees. Once I came to my senses I looked around. Where am I? I was sitting on a colored floor; green, blue, yellow, orange... All kinds of bright colors. I also saw carnival mirrors and then a bunch of 3 foot tall clowns came running out of nowhere laughing hysterically and pieing eachother on the face. Only, these weren't normal pies you can eat. They were like grenades; as soon as they were thrown they'd explode. This couldn't be good. I had to get out of there. I got on my feet and ran towards the carnival mirrors. It felt like I was running lost for about forty minutes when I finally saw a tiny, purple triangular door. I slowly opened it and it was dark inside. Hello??... No answer. So I squeezed my way through the door and soon after, I was falling again. What's going on?
Splash! It was cold and wet here. I discovered I had fallen in a swamp. I could barely see anything, for it was dark and misty. Made my way out and as I looked up, a tall slender woman wearing a black leather body suit pointed a gun at me. "Who are you? What are you doing here?" she asked. "I don't know. I have no idea how I got here." I reponded. Her expression changed into one of pure evil and she said, "Well looks like today is my lucky day." I shut my eyes tight, my legs were shaking. I heard her pull the trigger.
I opened my eyes and I was laying down. Am I dead? No, I was back in my room. Oh thank God it was a dream! Wait.... Then why was I wet? Oh no! I was feeling scared and confused and then the doorknob in my room started turning. I lived alone. Was this a break-in? My door was completely pushed open and standing there was a 3 foot clown holding a pie.