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- Story Listed as: Fiction For Adults
- Theme: Horror
- Subject: Comedy / Humor
- Published: 12/14/2023
The Minotaur
Born 2005, M, from Wentzville MO, United StatesThe Minotaur
Would you ever expect to see the famous Minotaur at a shopping mall? Yes, I’m talking about the minotaur from the labyrinth. Well, that actually happened to me. I was on vacation in Minnesota, and I decided to go to The Mall of America. It was a good day so far, but everything would change. I was sitting with my buddy Joe at the food court.
“This Chick Fil-A is so good,” I told Joe.
“You got that right. This is so much better than Raising Canes.”
All of the sudden, we heard people screaming and running.
“What the hell is going on?” I asked Joe.
Joe was just as confused as me, and we decided to look around the corner to see what all of the craziness was. All of the sudden, we saw a giant Minotaur chasing down the mall. It was trampling over people, and even stopped to eat a few of its victims. A mall cop ran up to it, and aimed his hand gun at the beast.
“Freeze!” The cop shouted.
The Minotaur, not being able to understand English, just rammed the officer, and then ate him in two bites.
“This isn’t good,” I told Joe.
All of the sudden, we got a brilliant idea. I would lure the Minotaur into the parking lot, and get him into the open. Joe would get in his car and ram into him.
“Hey fat idiot! Remember when you were stuck in that Labyrinth and couldn’t get out because you were too dumb?” I said to the Minotaur.
The Minotaur, still not understanding English, just looked confused, so I instead just flipped him off and that got him to chase me. I got him into the open parking lot, and he was still chasing after me. Like clockwork, Joe came from the side and rammed into him with his car. Except, the Minotaur just stopped it with one hand, picked it up, and threw the car, which then exploded.
“Oh no, Joe was in there!” I exclaimed.
I decided there was only one way I was going to defeat this Minotaur: The power of Old Spice’s refreshing scent. I sprayed it all over my body, and Zeus came out of the heavens.
“Justin, I give you the power of my ancient Thunderbolt!” Zeus exclaimed
“Awesome!”
I struck the Minotaur with Thunderbolt after Thunderbolt until it was cooked well done.
“Guess I’ll be having some beef for dinner,” I exclaimed
“Me too,” Joe said as he emerged from his burning automobile
“Holy crap Joe, you’re alive!” I said
“Yeah, I don't know how, but I’m alive. I think it was because ‘Higher’ by the band Creed was playing on the radio, which gave me the strength to survive the crash.”
Zeus took back his Thunderbolt (he was actually a really cool dude), and me and Joe began our journey home after a long day of dealing with Greek mythological figures.
The Minotaur(Justin ODonnell)
The Minotaur
Would you ever expect to see the famous Minotaur at a shopping mall? Yes, I’m talking about the minotaur from the labyrinth. Well, that actually happened to me. I was on vacation in Minnesota, and I decided to go to The Mall of America. It was a good day so far, but everything would change. I was sitting with my buddy Joe at the food court.
“This Chick Fil-A is so good,” I told Joe.
“You got that right. This is so much better than Raising Canes.”
All of the sudden, we heard people screaming and running.
“What the hell is going on?” I asked Joe.
Joe was just as confused as me, and we decided to look around the corner to see what all of the craziness was. All of the sudden, we saw a giant Minotaur chasing down the mall. It was trampling over people, and even stopped to eat a few of its victims. A mall cop ran up to it, and aimed his hand gun at the beast.
“Freeze!” The cop shouted.
The Minotaur, not being able to understand English, just rammed the officer, and then ate him in two bites.
“This isn’t good,” I told Joe.
All of the sudden, we got a brilliant idea. I would lure the Minotaur into the parking lot, and get him into the open. Joe would get in his car and ram into him.
“Hey fat idiot! Remember when you were stuck in that Labyrinth and couldn’t get out because you were too dumb?” I said to the Minotaur.
The Minotaur, still not understanding English, just looked confused, so I instead just flipped him off and that got him to chase me. I got him into the open parking lot, and he was still chasing after me. Like clockwork, Joe came from the side and rammed into him with his car. Except, the Minotaur just stopped it with one hand, picked it up, and threw the car, which then exploded.
“Oh no, Joe was in there!” I exclaimed.
I decided there was only one way I was going to defeat this Minotaur: The power of Old Spice’s refreshing scent. I sprayed it all over my body, and Zeus came out of the heavens.
“Justin, I give you the power of my ancient Thunderbolt!” Zeus exclaimed
“Awesome!”
I struck the Minotaur with Thunderbolt after Thunderbolt until it was cooked well done.
“Guess I’ll be having some beef for dinner,” I exclaimed
“Me too,” Joe said as he emerged from his burning automobile
“Holy crap Joe, you’re alive!” I said
“Yeah, I don't know how, but I’m alive. I think it was because ‘Higher’ by the band Creed was playing on the radio, which gave me the strength to survive the crash.”
Zeus took back his Thunderbolt (he was actually a really cool dude), and me and Joe began our journey home after a long day of dealing with Greek mythological figures.
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