Marriage of Confusion and Conflict

Marriage of Confusion and Conflict(Dorsey Baker) She said, "Honey, I've been meaning to tell you something!"

He said, "Alright, honey, go ahead-what have you been meaning to tell me?"

"Honey, I need more sex!", she said, "Yes, more sex!"

He said "what!?"

She said, "You always seem to stay too busy to pay me any attention! You're always on the video game. On the computer. Or somewhere hanging out with the fellows. Baby, I get lonely, I need you! I need you!"

Seemingly dazed, he replied, "Honey, I didn't realize..."

She said, "Haven't you noticed that lately I've been rather moody!? That just little things you do seem to upset me!?" She said, "Honey my mind and body needs some of your TLC!" She said. "Honey, I want you to do better. The survival of our marriage is depending on it!"

He pulled her up close to him. Feeling her soft sexy body and smelling the sweet perfume she was wearing just for him. Her hair was in perfect place. Her dress was tight-fitting. Her eyes were dark with passion. He cupped her face in his big strong hands and these words came out of his mouth. "You know, honey, I don't know how you knew, but I've been thinking the same thing myself!"