aliens as friends #1

It was a bright, sunny afternoon and we were just driving back from a day at the beach. When we got home I jumped out of the car and ran into the house. I ran upstairs and climbed into bed. Just when I was about to close my eyes a huge head came staring down at me!

I screamed but then I noticed that the creature was looking at me with a confused look. It had spaghetti all over its body and it was about as tall as a 6th grader. It had a name tag on it’s chest. It was written in a language I had seen before… Suddenly I recognized it! It was alien language! It read SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

It said that it wanted some spaghetti so I ran down stairs and opened the fridge and grabbed the spaghetti. I ran back upstairs and gave the frozen spaghetti to spaghetti monster. He looked at it and then he popped it right into his stomach. It slid through very easily. In about a minute it popped back out but it was freshly cooked. I was so shocked that I couldn’t blink!

We ate until my mom came into my room. I jumped into bed and pretended to sleep. The alien turned invisible and jumped in bed with me. Under the covers the alien’s spaghetti strings felt like patches of teddy bear fur. When my mom left, the alien promised that he would stay with me forever.
I said “you can stay for as long as you want and you can eat as much spaghetti as you want!” Then both of us shouted “We are the spaghetti monsters!!!!!!!!!!!!”